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  • 2004
  • PG
  • Buena Vista Pictures Distribution
  • 1 h 29 m
  • 2004
  • PG
  • Buena Vista Pictures Distribution
  • 1 h 29 m
Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen

Summary Lola (Lohan) feels her life is simply not worth living when she moves with her family from every single thing on the planet that she loves (read: the Big Apple) and is plunked down in the middle of the cultural wasteland that is suburban New Jersey. How will this New York doll ever make it as a Jersey girl? (Disney)

Directed By: Sara Sugarman

Written By: Dyan Sheldon, Gail Parent

  • 2004
  • PG
  • Buena Vista Pictures Distribution
  • 1 h 29 m
  • 2004
  • PG
  • Buena Vista Pictures Distribution
  • 1 h 29 m

Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen

Metascore Generally Unfavorable Based on 23 Critic Reviews
33
User Score Generally Favorable Based on 27 User Ratings
6.5
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Summary Lola (Lohan) feels her life is simply not worth living when she moves with her family from every single thing on the planet that she loves (read: the Big Apple) and is plunked down in the middle of the cultural wasteland that is suburban New Jersey. How will this New York doll ever make it as a Jersey girl? (Disney)

Directed By: Sara Sugarman

Written By: Dyan Sheldon, Gail Parent

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Metascore
Generally Unfavorable Based on 23 Critic Reviews
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4% Positive
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57% Mixed
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39% Negative
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Generally Unfavorable Based on 23 Critic Reviews
33
4% Positive
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57% Mixed
13 Reviews
39% Negative
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80
At a time when crassness and dumbing down pervade popular entertainment, especially movies aimed at youthful audiences, Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen dares to be smart.
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50
Modest, mildly engaging film.
By Dave Kehr FULL REVIEW

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Smiler_0
Jun 26, 2019
Como siempre digo te amo lindsay eres asombrosa enserio me encanta como actúas i love it so mush really omg
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efournier88
Oct 18, 2013
I think that Lindsay Lohan is wonderful. "Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen" is perfect for teenagers. I think that everyone will enjoy with this movie. 100% recommended!
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42
With no Jamie Lee Curtis as a volleying partner, though, Lohan's chipper energy is, like, so totally out of proportion given the colorless pliability of everyone around her.
By Lisa Schwarzbaum FULL REVIEW
40
Minimally funny comedy feels like a Disney Channel pic that got boosted to theatrical after Lohan scored a hit opposite Jamie Lee Curtis in the "Freaky Friday" remake.
By Dennis Harvey FULL REVIEW
30
Another casualty of the uncomfortable branding so common to the teen genre, the same branding one sees in a film starring Hilary Duff, or Amanda Bynes, or the next sweet but bland blond actress that comes down the assembly line.
By Kimberley Jones FULL REVIEW
30
It's a silly, giggly piece of pink-colored fluff, as hyperactive as its heroine and as redolent of bubble gum and Love's Baby Soft cologne as Lola apparently is. Yet the superficial sweetness masks something rotten.
By Michael O'Sullivan FULL REVIEW
12
Every ounce of the film feels artificially upbeat.
By Wesley Morris FULL REVIEW
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Trev29
Sep 1, 2012
I don't think there is actually a story anywhere in here. It feels like a bunch of random freaky scenes joined together. Still....Lohan manages to win me over.
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csw12
Sep 2, 2012
Pure stupid teenage girl garbage. Sure, it had it's moments but the nonsense in this movie is way over the top. bad from start to finish with a few laughs in between.
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MichaelD
Dec 29, 2010
If I had to describe this movie in 3 words, Predictable, Cheesy, Rubbish. Probably the worst movie I ever watched.
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Kevinsoitw
Jun 6, 2020
If writing predictable stories is all about, then you have to see CONFESSIONS OF A TEENAGE DRAMA QUEEN
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Production Company Walt Disney Pictures, Confessions Productions, Argentum Film Produktion und Betriebes KG
Release Date Feb 20, 2004
Duration 1 h 29 m
Rating PG
Genres
Tagline So much drama, so little time.
Website https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=7ms4KWHRgfo
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Awards

Teen Choice Awards
• 1 Win & 1 Nomination

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