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  • Summary: Lola (Lohan) feels her life is simply not worth living when she moves with her family from every single thing on the planet that she loves (read: the Big Apple) and is plunked down in the middle of the cultural wasteland that is suburban New Jersey. How will this New York doll ever make itLola (Lohan) feels her life is simply not worth living when she moves with her family from every single thing on the planet that she loves (read: the Big Apple) and is plunked down in the middle of the cultural wasteland that is suburban New Jersey. How will this New York doll ever make it as a Jersey girl? (Disney) Collapse
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Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 1 out of 23
  2. Negative: 9 out of 23
  1. At a time when crassness and dumbing down pervade popular entertainment, especially movies aimed at youthful audiences, Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen dares to be smart.
  2. 50
    Modest, mildly engaging film.
  3. Reviewed by: Angel Cohn
    50
    A pretty little package whose perfect, fairy-tale ending is just a little too neat, the film's colorful wrapping includes veteran actress Carol Kane's bizarre but enjoyable performance as the school's uptight drama teacher.
  4. Reviewed by: Nick De Semlyen
    40
    Lola deserves detention; Lohan deserves better.
  5. 40
    Doesn't have a mean bone in its body, but it's so sloppily assembled that even Lohan's charm can't keep it together.
  6. It's a silly, giggly piece of pink-colored fluff, as hyperactive as its heroine and as redolent of bubble gum and Love's Baby Soft cologne as Lola apparently is. Yet the superficial sweetness masks something rotten.
  7. 12
    Every ounce of the film feels artificially upbeat.

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Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 10 out of 27
  2. Negative: 12 out of 27
  1. PhiladelphiaD.
    Jul 5, 2006
    10
    This is the coolet movie I love it heaps you rock lindsay lohan keep doing what your doing cause it's so cool.
  2. Oct 18, 2013
    10
    I think that Lindsay Lohan is wonderful. "Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen" is perfect for teenagers. I think that everyone will enjoyI think that Lindsay Lohan is wonderful. "Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen" is perfect for teenagers. I think that everyone will enjoy with this movie. 100% recommended! Expand
  3. Sep 1, 2012
    6
    I don't think there is actually a story anywhere in here. It feels like a bunch of random freaky scenes joined together. Still....LohanI don't think there is actually a story anywhere in here. It feels like a bunch of random freaky scenes joined together. Still....Lohan manages to win me over. Expand
  4. Sep 2, 2012
    4
    Pure stupid teenage girl garbage. Sure, it had it's moments but the nonsense in this movie is way over the top. bad from start to finish withPure stupid teenage girl garbage. Sure, it had it's moments but the nonsense in this movie is way over the top. bad from start to finish with a few laughs in between. Expand
  5. Dec 29, 2010
    1
    If I had to describe this movie in 3 words,
    Predictable,
    Cheesy,
    Rubbish.
    Probably the worst movie I ever watched.

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