Mail Order Bride
User Score
4.4 out of 10

Mixed or average reviews- based on 9 Ratings

User score distribution:
  1. Positive: 4 out of 9
  2. Mixed: 0 out of 9
  3. Negative: 5 out of 9

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  1. DaveW.
    Mar 20, 2005
    1
    The movie's only redeeming feature is the vast sense of relief you will feel when you walk out.
  2. kurt
    Oct 22, 2005
    0
    Worst movie ever made? possibly rather eat the film than watch it.

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Metascore
9 out of 100

Overwhelming dislike - based on 6 Critics

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 0 out of 6
  2. Mixed: 0 out of 6
  3. Negative: 6 out of 6
  1. Village Voice
    Reviewed by: Nat Johnson
    20
    The hapless goodfella-in-training is as unsuccessful at fulfilling his uncle's wishes as the star and co-director, Robert Capelli Jr., is at delivering punchlines.
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  2. The New York Times
    Reviewed by: Stephen Holden
    10
    Might have generated a laugh or two had it not forced the actors into uncomfortable extremes of caricature.
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  3. New York Post
    Reviewed by: Megan Lehmann
    12
    As if the witless cultural stereotypes weren't bad enough, misogyny is rampant -- bare-breasted women abound, yet the protagonist remains fully clothed while having a bullet removed from his butt.
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