• Starring: Kevin Sorbo, Sean Maguire
  • Summary: The heroic Leonidas, armed with nothing by leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag group of 13 - count 'em, 13! -- Spartans to defend their homeland against the invading Persians (whose ranks include Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Transformers, and a hunchbacked Paris Hilton). (20th Century Fox) Expand
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  1. Positive: 0 out of 11
  2. Negative: 10 out of 11
  1. Reviewed by: Clark Collis
    58
    Less classic Mel Brooks than middling "Best Week Ever."
  2. Reviewed by: Mark Feeney
    38
    The best thing in Meet the Spartans is the swift kick in the bombast it delivers to the oh-no-not-us homoeroticism of "300."
  3. 25
    The musical number that runs during the closing credits funnier than anything that precedes it, which isn't saying much.

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  1. Positive: 36 out of 167
  1. JimJ
    10
    Best movie ever!
    • 0 of 0 users said yes
  2. First, I gotta say: 9 points from 100? Seriously? SERIOUSLY? It's not THAT bad. Bad it still is though, but I have to confess I liked some parts of this crazy movie. I guess I'm stupid then, but ... whatever. Expand
    • 3 of 3 users said yes
  3. EthanM.
    0
    It was the worst movie I ever saw. The jokes weren't funny at all.
    • 1 of 1 users said yes

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