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Meet the Spartans
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Metascore
9 out of 100

Overwhelming dislike - based on 11 Critics What's this?

User Score
2.7 out of 10

Generally unfavorable- based on 355 Ratings

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10 out of 10
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  • Starring: Kevin Sorbo, Sean Maguire
  • Summary: The heroic Leonidas, armed with nothing by leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag group of 13 - count 'em, 13! -- Spartans to defend their homeland against the invading Persians (whose ranks include Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Transformers, and a hunchbacked Paris Hilton). (20th Century Fox)… Expand

Critic Reviews

Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 0 out of 11
  2. Mixed: 1 out of 11
  3. Negative: 10 out of 11
  1. Entertainment Weekly
    Reviewed by: Clark Collis
    58
    Less classic Mel Brooks than middling "Best Week Ever."
  2. Boston Globe
    Reviewed by: Mark Feeney
    38
    The best thing in Meet the Spartans is the swift kick in the bombast it delivers to the oh-no-not-us homoeroticism of "300."
  3. TV Guide
    Reviewed by: Maitland McDonagh
    25
    The musical number that runs during the closing credits funnier than anything that precedes it, which isn't saying much.

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Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 36 out of 165
  2. Mixed: 7 out of 165
  3. Negative: 122 out of 165
  1. JimJ
    10
    Best movie ever!
    • 0 of 0 users said yes
  2. AlexG.
    5
    To begin with this film looked promising with some very childishly giggleing moments, but as the film went on the gags began to stale and i became bored with the cheesy and poor jokes, the GTA reference was quite amusing yet the end song with American Idol was rather boring, a somewhat poor sequel to the funny Epic Movie....… Expand
    • 0 of 0 users said yes
  3. GerrickC.
    2
    There are some entertaining and even funny elements to this terrible movie, but most of the time you will wonder why you paid someone to see it. At times you will feel insulted by its outright stupidity and at other times you will feel deep regret for giving time to Meet the Spartans. So while there is little quality and even less purpose to watch it, there are a few redeeming qualities, but not many. And there are certainly not enough to warrant a single viewing let alone a purchase.… Expand
    • 1 of 2 users said yes

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