- Studio: Warner Bros. Pictures
- Release Date: Nov 25, 2009
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Let's be honest, killing is this film's business...and business is good.
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Ninja isn't a great movie, but if you're in the right frame of mind, it is a bloody good time.
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63Despite the pace, though -- pedal, have you met my friend metal? -- Ninja Assassin still has some of its best stuff left at the end, when the master returns to demonstrate his extra-special, super-most-deadliest technique.
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50A convincing, reasonably co-ordinated action movie. Nothing special, but lovers of the genre will enjoy the workouts, especially if they bring night-vision glasses.
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50The finest effect in this visceral gouge of a picture is Korean pop star Rain.
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50This saga, set in Berlin, is more committed to its bloodletting than to any of its characters.
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50How is an action movie that aims for kinetic thrills supposed to develop any forward momentum when it spends so much time looking back?
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40Just not feeling the holiday spirit? Maybe a brainless, extra-bloody B-movie will provide the boost you're looking for.
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40Decent ingredients but, as a whole, this is lacking in choreographic flair and plot substance.
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Director James McTeigue (V for Vendetta) films most fights in impenetrable shadow, punctuated by death screams, blood splatters and CGI throwing stars glinting from some unseen light source.
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40Seemingly made to capitalize on a dubious CG innovation -- namely, the slicing of bodies in half by whizzing five-pointed stars -- Ninja Assassin has little else to recommend it, not even laughs.
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38Numbingly gory when it isn't just plain numbing.
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Ten minutes after you leave the movie, all the battles will have blended in your memory into a ceaseless muddle of sliced-off appendages, jets of blood splashing artfully on walls, gurgling screams and flashing swords.
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38It's like Bob Fosse night at the martial-arts studio. Most of the killing here is done with bladed throwing stars that, like the ninjas themselves, arrive from nowhere. They appear to have been used to edit the film as well.
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38This amateurish action flick is so lacking in personality or punch, it ought to be titled "V for Video Store Discount Bin."
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A triple-cross plot with Harris's superiors doesn't help the movie's clarity--neither does the clattering sound design. Shouldn't throwing stars be silent? If they're gonna sound like gunshots, why not just use guns?
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25You don't go into a movie called Ninja Assassin expecting a hell of a lot, but this shockingly disjointed and relentlessly dull picture can't even deliver the martial-arts kick its title so plainly promises.
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25It's a gorefest, a borefest and a snorefest.
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0It's so unreal it hurts.
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0Soulless, hyperbolic actioner.
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User score distribution:
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Positive: 33 out of 46
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Mixed: 5 out of 46
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Negative: 8 out of 46
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