- Studio: Fireworks Pictures
- Release Date: Jul 23, 2004
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50So laughably preposterous that it's thoroughly entertaining.
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50One youngster -- even a youngster as talented as Rossum -- can't transform a mess of clichés into a little gem.
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10So awful it's hypnotizing.
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25The film is lousy with cartoonishly off-putting characters.
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Screwball it isn't, but it has screwy down pat.
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30A movie that pits a substantial actor like Mary McDonnell, playing a New York madam, against a bogus story that crossbreeds noirish affectations and romantic comedy into an unpalatable mush that suggests strawberry ice cream slathered with beer.
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20Screwball elements feel overly theatrical -- one can almost see the actors waiting calmly in the wings for their breathless entrances.