Nowhere Man
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  • Summary: Just how bad can things get? Conrad has found a pornographic video featuring his fiancé. Shocked, he calls the wedding off. But now, after an emotionally brutal week, an abused Jennifer has cut off Conrad's penis - and taken it with her for ransom! A doctor has advised Conrad that if found iimmediately, there is some hope for re-attachment. But where is Jennifer hiding? Vengeful and furious, Conrad blunders gun first into the underworld of her "blue-film" past, to find her – and his missing member! (First Run Features)… Expand

Critic Reviews

Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 4 out of 10
  2. Mixed: 2 out of 10
  3. Negative: 4 out of 10
  1. Film Threat
    Reviewed by: Mike Watt
    80
    A grim and gritty movie, but sardonically funny at the same time.
  2. L.A. Weekly
    Reviewed by: Scott Foundas
    80
    If Blake Edwards wrote a script and then Abel Ferrara directed it, it might look something like Nowhere Man.
  3. Salon.com
    Reviewed by: Andrew O'Hehir
    50
    I'm always grateful to practice a little affirmative action on behalf of grade-C sleaze movies with a budget you could probably locate in your sofa cushions or your dryer, and Tim McCann's digital-video opus Nowhere Man is a fine example of the species.
  4. Los Angeles Times
    Reviewed by: Kevin Thomas
    30
    The bleak absurdity of its predicaments cries out for a tone of pitch-dark comedy to stave off the unintended laughter that it is virtually certain to elicit.

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  1. DamianC.
    5
    You could do alot worse with your movie time. It's music video look will try admirably try to dissuade you, but not long after the movie begins you'll see something in the film that may allow you to hold on until the end - or close to it, anyway. The creators wisely procrastinate in revealing what the main character is seeking from the lady. Had they revealed it a second too soon, it would have been a wrap. But even after the quarry is so crudly revealed, my wife and I couldn't help but wait to see where the film was going to take us. Ultimately, I wasn't as dissappointed with the ending as I was stymied. But even through my cloud of confusion, it wasn't difficult to see that the ending was a huge cop out. Thanks!!… Collapse
  2. Haytham
    0
    Racism, ugly, negative and absolutely meaningless movie.

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