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  • 2005
  • Unrated
  • First Run Features
  • 1 h 18 m
  • 2005
  • Unrated
  • First Run Features
  • 1 h 18 m

Summary Just how bad can things get? Conrad has found a pornographic video featuring his fiancé. Shocked, he calls the wedding off. But now, after an emotionally brutal week, an abused Jennifer has cut off Conrad's penis - and taken it with her for ransom! A doctor has advised Conrad that if found immediately, there is some hope for re-attachmen...

Directed By: Tim McCann

Written By: Tim McCann

  • 2005
  • Unrated
  • First Run Features
  • 1 h 18 m
  • 2005
  • Unrated
  • First Run Features
  • 1 h 18 m

Nowhere Man

Metascore Mixed or Average Based on 10 Critic Reviews
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Summary Just how bad can things get? Conrad has found a pornographic video featuring his fiancé. Shocked, he calls the wedding off. But now, after an emotionally brutal week, an abused Jennifer has cut off Conrad's penis - and taken it with her for ransom! A doctor has advised Conrad that if found immediately, there is some hope for re-attachmen...

Directed By: Tim McCann

Written By: Tim McCann

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Mixed or Average Based on 10 Critic Reviews
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80
If Blake Edwards wrote a script and then Abel Ferrara directed it, it might look something like Nowhere Man.
By Scott Foundas FULL REVIEW
70
Nowhere Man, despite a tossed-off ending, is a compulsive bit of meta-exploitation.
By Dennis Lim FULL REVIEW
70
McCann's tone, perversely comic at first, gradually darkens, transforming this into a savage noir exploration of the war between the sexes.
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40
A weird blooper reel, shown as the credits roll, records how often the actors broke into nervous laughter, and this goofy coda undermines any serious intent or honest emotion in the previous, tedious 80 minutes.
By Janet Maslin FULL REVIEW
30
The bleak absurdity of its predicaments cries out for a tone of pitch-dark comedy to stave off the unintended laughter that it is virtually certain to elicit.
By Kevin Thomas FULL REVIEW
0
The dreadful acting, direction and script make Nowhere Man a nowhere movie.
By V.A. Musetto FULL REVIEW
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Cheap and ugly in every sense--morally, cinematically, creatively--Nowhere Man accomplishes the seemingly impossible by dragging the seedy revenge genre to a horrific new nadir.
By Nathan Rabin FULL REVIEW

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Production Company King Cobra Films
Release Date Mar 11, 2005
Duration 1 h 18 m
Rating Unrated
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Website http://timmccannfilm.com/index.html
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