- Studio: Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation
- Release Date: Apr 13, 2007
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0Here's my nomination for future grindhouse double-bill from hell: Pathfinder and "Apocalypto."
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30The fault here lies in the film’s dead rhythm, which never lights the sparks necessary for an action film. The plot and action progress like an eroding lakeshore, but the energy and excitement are washed away in every scene.
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30There is one redeeming skirmish -- the climactic fight involving a snowy cliff and an elaborate pulley system -- but from the guy who's directed videos for Cher, Amy Grant, Billy Joel, and Bone Thugs-N-Harmony? We expected more.
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One of the funniest films of the year. That's not good news for this attempted action-adventure, which clearly lost its way in its own copious fog.
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25Too small to be a spectacle, too humorless to take seriously and too stupid to pass muster at a middle school writing workshop.
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25The movie takes us on a journey to an ugly, contentious period in our misty, ancient past - all the way back to four months ago, when "Apocalypto" came out.
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25In a way, it's perfect: You can't imagine anyone seeing this mess and not feeling lesser for the experience.
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0No more than a minute into this, and it becomes obvious that the next 98 are going to be trouble.
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25It's a tedious experience in almost every way: The acting is numbingly one-note, the CGI work is unconvincing and often downright shoddy, and the action is poorly staged and framed so close you can never tell for sure who is lopping off whose head.
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20The director, Marcus Nispel, takes his butchery very seriously. (He was the lead vivisectionist for the remake of "The Texas Chain Saw Massacre.") He may not be able to make this movie move, but, man, can he make an eyeball fly.
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38All cinematic creativity seems to have focused on devising the most repellent ways to maim and murder.
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20Makes "Conan the Barbarian" seem like Dostoyevsky in its complexity.