- Studio: Miramax Films
- Release Date: Aug 22, 2003
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30LaBeouf's got the beef, and his inevitably bright future may be the only reason anyone will ever look back on The Battle of Shaker Heights.
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30The best thing that can be said about this lethargic coming-of-age tale, noticeably undernourished at 78 minutes, is that it's better than the even more pathetic "Stolen Summer."
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30Although Erica Beeney's script beat out more than 7,000 entries, the screen version dulls her potentially distinctive voice with deadly doses of sentimentality.
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30Goes down fighting, but it goes down just the same.
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Dispiriting mess. The movie is bad in a boring way: tepidly paced, disjointed and lacking any emotional hook.
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20May lead to a new axiom: success has many fathers, but failure has "Project Greenlight."
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10Brain-numbingly innocuous, cliche-soused melodrama.
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10An insufferable piffle.