- Studio: Buena Vista Pictures
- Release Date: Nov 26, 2003
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80A fright show artfully designed for the whole family, a comedy that all but the most impressionable children will likely get a kick out of.
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70This Mansion should satisfy, at least until the disappointing climax.
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63What I got was a fairly intriguing story and an actual plot that is actually resolved. That doesn't make the movie good enough to recommend, but it makes it better than the ads suggest.
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The result is like near-beer: The taste is familiar, but the spirit is missing.
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60Pleasant and atmospheric family romp, offering enough mildly chilling thrills to keep everyone entertained during its brief running time.
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60It's notoriously difficult to balance lighthearted humor with the spookiness a good ghost story requires, but director Rob Minkoff is surprisingly successful, delivering a satisfying mix of laughs and mild scares aimed at a young audience.
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60Terence Stamp and Wallace Shawn spend a fair amount of time skulking around as ghostly servants, which kept me amused for the movie's 99 minutes.
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50The words "Welcome foolish mortals" open Walt Disney Pictures' The Haunted Mansion, a movie based on Disneyland and Walt Disney World's classic theme park attractions. The foolish mortals, of course, would be those who pay $9 a ticket at the door.
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50While it may supply giggles and shivers to preteens, grownups should think twice before entering this all-too-haunted house.
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50Won't surprise you, but it's more tolerable than the grating, garish, millinery-challenged Cat. Besides, a cadaverous Terence Stamp trumps a glossy Alec Baldwin as a bad guy any day.
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Surprisingly decent.
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50It is spectacularly average. Neither an inspired reimagining nor a painful dud,
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50It's dull, childish, and uninspired.
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50The story introduces a mystery halfway through to keep the plot from running out of steam, but neither its set-up nor its resolution provide much drama.
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50With The Haunted Mansion, Eddie Murphy continues in a long line of family film stinkers.
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50It's perfectly palatable family fare for a long weekend.
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Eddie Murphy is less offensive than Dr. Seuss.
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42The special effects display is so lacking in imagination it turns into so much noise, just a flashy distraction from the stiff, stock cliches of the by-the-numbers script.
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40Doesnt deliver a sliver of the fun and thrall the ride serves up in a fraction of the time.
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38A Disney Thanksgiving movie that plays like a Halloween holdover is odd enough. Even so, it wouldn't be that bad if you stuck your hand into the trick-or-treat bag and found a hefty, succulently dressed and edible turkey instead of the other kind.
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38A return to form -- bad form. Lifeless, unimaginative and almost determinedly uninspired, it's paint-by-numbers filmmaking at its dreariest.
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33Tame and witless enough to make me long for the ancient, dusty fright kitsch of ''The Munsters.''
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33Does nothing right and, blessedly, vanishes swiftly like the aroma of a nasty belch.
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30Learn from the Evers family: The Haunted Mansion is not worth the detour.
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30It's also hard to figure out who this movie is supposed to delight: It's too scary for little kids and not nearly scary enough for anyone allowed to rent "The Ring" without getting carded.
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30Mansion's drab comic strokes and narrative render the movie almost superfluous.
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25A tepid comedy whose only saving grace is the face of Jennifer Tilly in a crystal ball.
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25This mostly laugh-and scare-free turkey offers an utterly bored -- and boring -- Eddie Murphy taking a back seat to special effects, elaborate sets and a wispy story slapped together by David Berenbaum (the overrated "Elf").
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25Perhaps The Haunted Mansion will scare the ride-adaptation trend out of Disney's system. Let's hope Mr. Toad doesn't have a development deal.
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25Can't have an American Thanksgiving without a turkey.
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20The movie is a funereally paced downer.
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Lamer than Tiny Tim on a damp London day.
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20The film equivalent of the dark, boring period on a haunted house ride before the gondola crashes into another room filled with dirty mirrors.
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20The only entertaining member of the cast is Terence Stamp.
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