Transylmania
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Metascore
8 out of 100

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3.3 out of 10

Generally unfavorable reviews- based on 33 Ratings

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  • Starring: James DeBello, Patrick Cavanaugh, Tony Denman
  • Summary: Spoof horror in which a group of college kids do a semester abroad in Romania and realize that if the partying doesn't kill them, the vampires just might! (Full Circle)

Critic Reviews

Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 0 out of 10
  2. Mixed: 1 out of 10
  3. Negative: 9 out of 10
  1. Time Out New York
    Reviewed by: Drew Toal
    40
    Provides more groans than laughs.
  2. Variety
    Reviewed by: Dennis Harvey
    30
    Fangs aside, it sticks with the same basic menu of T&A and lowbrow humor.
  3. L.A. Weekly
    Reviewed by: Aaron Hillis
    30
    With stronger actors and real writers, this might’ve been a vintage comedy you could sink your...nope, not going there.
  4. The Hollywood Reporter
    Reviewed by: Frank Scheck
    20
    The lame gags, ineptly staged, don't produce anything in the way of genuine laughs, though there is the occasional funny line.

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Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 3 out of 7
  2. Mixed: 0 out of 7
  3. Negative: 4 out of 7
  1. VincentG.
    10
    Saw it and loved it, I don't get this most of these reviews seem to attack the film, it's Funny! better than most spoofs I've seen,. are all these reviewers dried out, brain dead, Yeah it's funny to try and get laid when your surrounded by vampires, maybe some of the reviewers wives are boring old Skaggs who don't know what it's like to get laid and have a good time,. All the reviewers seem to be jaded by sex with laughs Most Kevin Smith movies flopped but this one has heart good music and is funny. GO see this movie it's funny!… Collapse
  2. Steve
    0
    What has a way-overdone cliché that expired ages ago has to do with imagination? Nothing.
  3. ChrisS.
    0
    If you want to see this abomination of a movie, then get a group of random people, dress them up as vampires and have them do stupid and childish things like crotch kicks, farting, and run someone over with a car because that's basically what this movie is like.… Expand
  4. smokyb
    0
    Pitiably bad ... and I AM in college. You don't need to be "young at heart" to enjoy this dreck; you need to be devoid of any brain cells and completely unaware of any of its filmic forebears. The jokes were old in 1985, something that isn't necessarily horrible if you have the actors to pull them off and the writers who can put SOME kind of freshening up in them. In this movie? Not so much. To say this vampire movie "sucked" is to offer a better joke than any that appeared in this travesty.… Expand

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