Film Threat's Scores

  • Movies
For 2,421 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 49% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 49% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 2.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 60
Highest review score: 100 Capote
Lowest review score: 0 I Love You, Beth Cooper
Score distribution:
2421 movie reviews
  1. Nothing more than a big old chunk of horse poop.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Christopher Munch wrote and directed this feature and it is nearly impossible not to feel deep-seated anger towards him for what he has wrought on screen.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Sadly, the greatness of Jaa's movements are drowned by an ocean of bad editing, terrible dubbing, disorienting action sequences, and repetitive fight sequences that feel as if they were copied straight from a side-scrolling videogame like "Streets of Rage."
  2. Lackluster dialogue, ludicrously unbelievable storyline, and the fact that the entire film looks and sounds like it was shot on a camcorder mean nobody outside of the studio’s target demographic is likely to check this out.
  3. The film is professionally made but a thorough bore at every imaginable level.
  4. Kids of all sizes and genders are going to be disappointed.
    • 17 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    A wholly inept action experience that works at boring us to tears.
  5. The audience will respond better to ENTERTAINMENT than a club to the head.
  6. The plot itself is a disappointingly gory concatenation of two recently forgettable sci-fi thrillers; "Hardware" and "Event Horizon."
  7. Easily the most surprising comedy of his career. The surprise: it's not funny.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    What the movie needs more than anything is a script. The story is very disappointing and near the end, things start to get weirder and weirder.
  8. A movie celebrating the life of the greatest military conqueror the world has ever known should feature a bit more conquering.
  9. Let's start with the obvious: Olyphant just isn't that intimidating an assassin. Think of some of cinema's more memorable button men: Léon, Luca Brasi, Frank Nitti...that's right, not a pretty boy in the bunch.
  10. Offers neither horror nor style.
  11. Listless clunker.
  12. Thoroughly obnoxious and relentlessly unfunny comedy.
  13. There's too much pretension in this film. Lots of intense stares into the camera. Lots of uncomfortably hip clothes. Lots of pompous names for themselves.
  14. This film is a messy jumble.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Uneven, unfocused and boring. It is listed as a "black comedy" and while there are humorous moments you will not be laughing much.
  15. It will end up frustrating fans of both movie franchises enough to make them wish someone more competent was in charge.
  16. The whole thing feels like a continuation of Lucas' experiments to see how much sh-- his dwindling supporters will take before finally saying "enough" and moving on to adult pursuits.
  17. If you've got the opportunity to have someone as talented and game for anything as Swinton, you really owe it to her to give her a real movie to be in.
  18. Scoop is about 50 minutes of plot padded with 40 minutes of Woody being Woody.
  19. Sadly, the whole affair is little more than ennui with a pedigree.
  20. Q: When is a vampire not a vampire? A: When it goes out in daylight, sees itself in a mirror, doesn’t drink human blood, and still manages to suck.
  21. More of a hangnail sketch -- no one can come away from this offering with a clue on what makes Wall Street click.
  22. Half Past Dead would’ve been a bad film without Seagal anyways, but he fails long before any of the other parts do.
  23. For the single-digit age set, Godzilla is sure to be the greatest movie of all time.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Step Up doesn't want to be new, original, innovative, or fresh, and it makes a point of practicing that guideline at every chance.
  24. Reviewing it is a wholly meaningless exercise, but I do it against my better judgment that anyone even seeks a second opinion before plopping down their hard-earned money for garbage like this.

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