Film Threat's Scores

  • Movies
For 2,421 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 49% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 49% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 2.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 60
Highest review score: 100 Army of One
Lowest review score: 0 Wild Hogs
Score distribution:
2421 movie reviews
    • 50 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    Neither fun nor funny.
  1. You really have to be in the right mood to sit through Tony Takitani. You have to be ready to take in a thoroughly depressing story that moves...very...slowly.
  2. Dreadful.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    A profoundly unnecessary movie, The Girl From Monday is an embarrassment.
  3. Figgis is clueless on how to make a thriller. He falls into all the traps of a first-time suspense director, and he can't help but focus on all the depressing faults of the shockingly dull characters.
  4. Clooney has littered his film with such a high quantity of mistakes that it is hard to know where exactly to begin finding fault.
  5. Fans of prison flicks would do better to catch the HBO series "Oz" or the five millionth rebroadcast of "The Shawshank Redemption."
    • 26 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    Wants to be three different films at one time but sadly never asks much from Diesel other than to grunt, stomp around, and reprise the role that made him a star.
    • 17 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    It is just too bad that the film isn't called "Miniscule Movie" because that is a better description of this epic-less piece of garbage.
  6. Godawful mess.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    If "Models'" comedy is a bore, the characters' redemption is sheer agony – not to mention the shameless pop-cultural referencing that repeats like a bad taco.
  7. What could have been a cool concept movie buckles under an uninspired script and some treacherous miscasting.
  8. The same problems that plagued the original are on display here. Most notably, the lack of any coherent plot. Lots of creepy kids jump out at us, but these scenes are never satisfactorily meshed into the story itself.
  9. To paraphrase the play's most famous song: how do you measure the lien against your soul when you're forced to sit through something as forcibly maudlin as Rent? I dunno, but 525,600 minutes is about how long this movie felt at times.
  10. I'm going to beat my head into a wall until I relieve myself of the memory of this film that was, well, retarded.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    The thing is, these chatty, pedantic, annoying characters are simply not interesting enough to follow for five minutes, let alone over two hours.
  11. Sommers suspends the laws of time and physics and forces his characters to spout some of the cheesiest dialogue imaginable.
  12. Painfully boring.
  13. One small step for bad filmmaking and one giant leap for the increasing insignificance of the former Michael Corleone.
  14. There was a movie called “My Bodyguard” about the new kid in high school who hires the sullen loner to protect him from a bully. That was good. Drillbit Taylor is shit but, hey, I’m in Judd Apatow’s Hollywood.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    A nearly complete and total disaster.
  15. It tries to toe the line between romantic comedy and vulgar pseudo-satire and fails at both.
  16. It's such a dumb movie, it's hard to believe it wasn't an SNL sketch first.
  17. There's nothing but a convoluted overcast of story with a monsoon of bad dialogue.
  18. The end result is stale, clumsy, and about as compelling as an average episode of "As the World Turns."
  19. A typical end-of-the-year dump film, in that there's almost no reason to see it.
  20. A stupid summer movie.
  21. Affleck may finally have found a use for his obnoxious personality, because Drew is amazingly annoying.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    Polson offers up a few chilling scares, but the underwritten screenplay really does show off its weaknesses.
  22. One such feeble miscue that can't be saved by the star power of Joe Pesci and David Spade.

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