The Telegraph's Scores

  • Movies
For 338 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 45% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 52% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 0.4 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 62
Highest review score: 100 Blue Is the Warmest Color
Lowest review score: 0 May I Kill U?
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 27 out of 338
338 movie reviews
  1. Norris and his director of photography Rob Hardy have shot it with stylish confidence, but Mark O’Rowe’s script (adapted from Daniel Clay’s novel) feels cramped and over-schematic.
  2. The film’s family-saga pretensions and bombastically overdone characterisation keep hobbling its better elements.
  3. The whole thing unspools at such an unremittingly earnest pitch that it leaves you groping under your seat for a ventilator.
  4. The previous X-Men film, First Class, was secure enough in its own skin to embrace its comic side. Mangold’s picture affects a pubescent snarl instead: that’s the difference between comic and daft.
  5. It’s just a big blue blur – too anodyne to elicit more than heavy sighs, too full of Smurfs not to recommend solely to the under-eights.
  6. Holiff assembled this memoir from his father’s papers and audio diary, although the portrait of Cash that emerges is that of a pill-popping religious nut, and there is next to no insight into his music or creative process.
  7. Dean Parisot, who made the delightful Galaxy Quest, has a funnier sensibility than the first movie’s director, Robert Schwentke, but he’s still defeated by a script that’s over-complicated and under-sophisticated.
  8. Your ass is constantly braced in readiness and hope, but it remains un-kicked.
  9. DisneyToon Studios have borrowed so much from Pixar here, and yet they seem to have learned almost nothing.
  10. Spurlock himself is nowhere to be seen, perhaps because the man in charge of this film is plainly Cowell himself, whose influence hangs over the picture like the smell of a leaky bin bag.
  11. Every turn Karl Golden’s cheeky-chappie comedy-drama about the early-Nineties rave scene takes is a little less original or convincing.
  12. Flexing some of that Jean Valjean resolve, but with a payload of untrammelled, Wolverine-like rage behind it, Jackman comes closest to shouldering the movie, without ever seriously threatening to make it work.
  13. It’s hardly fascinating. It doesn’t offer new facts about the Princess’s life. And it certainly doesn’t explain her complexity or contradictions.
  14. Though pristinely faithful to Maynard's book, it blurs inexorably into Nicholas Sparks.
  15. Raucous but fatally confused, openly pilfering its central themes from Gilliam’s own 1985 masterpiece Brazil, but with no idea how to develop them.
  16. Morris gives it the old college try, but Rumsfeld is too smooth an operator to let anything slip.
  17. It’s less an adaptation than a recapitulation.
  18. Maggie Carey, the writer and director, has plenty to say about life on the cusp of womanhood, but never quite works out a way to make her points without getting her characters to recite them verbatim.
  19. There are those who find Žižek a delight; but well before the two-hour mark, one feels he has delighted us long enough.
  20. Their fans will love the efficient, well-shot concert scenes: but its woeful parallel story suggests bands like Metallica are rarely more than one remove from Spinal Tap.
  21. Perhaps because the joke’s already spent, this sequel has a pretty low bar to clear, and manages to be both utterly meritless and weirdly bearable.
  22. For all the solid efforts of the cast, it’s still one of those biopics with a totally canned story arc and as many head-slapping moments as intentional laughs.
  23. With a tighter plot and slightly more knowing craftsmanship, this might have worked, but Swedish director Mikael Hafström (1408, The Rite) isn’t really the man to poke fun with any sophistication at his stars’ well-established personas.
  24. It feels entirely made by committee – the definition of house style, without a personal stamp in sight.
  25. [A] mildly engaging print-the-legend documentary.
  26. For all its innovativeness, Everyday has the rhythms and intrigue of a not-very-interesting family’s Christmas letters.
  27. It feels like a film that is attracted by the shape of love and pain, but is a long way from understanding the content.
  28. The 3D photography is shallow and muddy, although a David Attenborough voiceover helps sustain interest.
  29. Aharon Keshales and Navot Papushado, the two-man writer-director team, are swinging at serious targets here... But their point soon wears itself out, and what remains is schlock with airs and tired black humour.
  30. The second leg of Peter Jackson’s three-part adaptation of The Hobbit, by J. R. R. Tolkien, is mostly stalling for time: two or three truly great sequences tangled up in long beards and longer pit-stops.

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