Lillian and Beatrice meet Harriet Tubman, who gives them advice on how to create a "brand" for themselves and become famous. Meanwhile, Peepers hires a new servant, and Chair gives birth to baby Kermit.

Lillian and Beatrice's marriages are annulled, and Lillian and Victor argue over their prized "Butternut room." Beatrice helps Albert get over his hatchetphobia, and Garfield butts heads with a duplicitous new servant.

Hamish goes on trial for the murder of Scoops LaPue.

A contagious disease spreads downstairs, and Lillian ends up quarantined with the sick servants. Beatrice and Frederick go on a double date, and Victor and Albert get into a quarrel over their barbershop quartet.

Albert Einstein visits Bellacourt Manor, and Beatrice helps him solve a complex equation. Lillian attempts to procure a condom so that she can have sex for pleasure, and Peepers tracks down Blanche's "boyfriend" from the asylum.

Lillian and Beatrice try to write a hit song with help from a Kanye-esque songwriter named Joplin. Peepers struggles with newly discovered carnal desires.

Lillian plans to marry an extremely old and wealthy man name Laverne. Hortense and Laverne's handsome grandson, Bertram, flirt. Incriminating photos threaten Frederick's position as vice president. (Compliments of DirecTV info)

Upon being served with divorce papers, Dodo returns to Bellacourt to settle her assets and challenges Chair to a duel. After Laverne's death, Lillian drinks away her sorrows, much to a newly baptized Beatrice's dismay.

Hortense and Bertram's happiness turns out to be short-lived, as does Commodore and Chair's; Beatrice turns to religion when her bar fight with Lillian has deadly consequences; Blanche gives birth downstairs.