President of the United States Barack Obama visits Brickleberry and a clause hidden deep within Obamacare results in Steve and Woody being sewn together sharing a liver after Woody gets shot.

Woody is furious when he is denied access to an exclusive country club, but Denzel is accepted as a member. Malloy refuses to have his anal glands expressed.

Ethel and Connie compete fiercely at the Miss National Park beauty pageant, and Denzel and Steve decide to have a threesome when they learn they are dating the same woman.

Denzel marries Woody's mother, and Connie has an unhealthy obsession with "Wheel of Fortune" host Pat Sajak.

Denzel helps Steve launch a career as a gay country music star, and a granted wish turns Malloy into a full-size bear.

The new Secretary of the interior comes to Brickleberry and demotes Woody. Denzel stops smoking pot.

Ethel gets drunk and wakes up naked with Steve. She later discovers she's pregnant, but she is not sure if Steve is the father. Woody blabs to a psychiatrist about Malloy's ability to talk and his antics, and is committed.

A botched hypnosis results in Steve acting like a swashbuckling pirate, and Connie and Denzel get stranded on a lesbian island paradise.

Ethel feels threatened by a hot new female ranger, and Denzel is transferred to a secluded fire lookout tower.

Steve Williams is bored of being a park ranger, so he decides to become a cop.

After Woody turns Brickleberry into a Native American-themed summer camp, the rangers become involved in a competition for the tribal shield. Chief falls for a cute visitor but their tryst becomes the biggest mistake of his life.

Woody tries to create the biggest carbon footprint ever while Ethel counteracts his behavior by becoming Amish.