Jarod s encounter with a Yuppie Mom at the park sparks a plan to get Abby on the path to Ivy League admission. He volunteers Leah to host a make-or-break meeting with an upscale mommy group; Leah recruits Jenn for backup.

Matt forgets his anniversary and tries to salvage the evening by taking Jenn out to a sentimental dinner. Devin sacrifices his own romantic encounter to babysit for Matt and soon finds himself overrun with kids.

When Jenn starts acting strange, everyone becomes convinced that she is pregnant... everyone except for Jenn that is. So Camille breaks out the Southie-style pregnancy tests to prove to Jenn that she has a bun in the oven.

Leah and Jenn test the mettle of Jon's new girlfriend Jess by putting her through a uniquely Southie initiation. Meanwhile, the return of a renegade wild turkey puts Matt, Jon and Devin's hunting and tracking skills to the ultimate test.

Jenn discovers that the family couch Devin has been living on is a disgusting mess. Camille lays down that law and demands that the sofa be cleaned. Matt and Devin come up with a surefire way to clean the couch.

Jon and Jen both become frustrated with Matt for very different reasons. Jon fires him from the Tattoo shop and Jen finally becomes impatient with his unemployment status, so she moves out of the house.

Camille and Walter discover that Jon and Matt have been slacking at the tattoo shop and challenge them to attract more customers or else. So the boys embark on filming a commercial but Jon takes his director role a little too seriously.

Jon sees an opportunity to establish himself as the big-man of the family by taking over Sunday dinner. With prep cooks in Devin and Matty, Jon commandeers the kitchen and sets out to make a roast.