Parodies of Big Brother and Millionaire, the Buy It Channel show disgust at items they're selling, Michael Caine shows a strange error with camera lenses, Holmes and Watson get a bit friendly and adverts for limescale-clearing firearms.

O News report on Elvis's return, A Guide to Modern Life advises on having a baby, a TV station plants subliminal messaging, BBN News gets confusing for its presenter and Brian Butterfield advertises the Butterfield Detective Agency.

BBN report on a bank robbery, the Buy It Channel are infested with ants, Michael-6 is about to reveal the results of a paternity DNA test, Miss Marple and Poirot have an affair, and an advert for James Bond's stand-up comedy DVD.

Robert De Niro talks about improvisation, O. News covers Donald Trump's "The Apprentice", Brian Butterfield advertises his "hotel", the Robot Hunter tracks down a PX19, and BBN change their anchor's name.