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Mixed or average reviews- based on 106 Ratings

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  • Summary: Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true.

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Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 2 out of 8
  2. Negative: 1 out of 8
  1. Aug 30, 2015
    80
    Surgeon Simulator used to be my go-to silly, cooperative, party-friendly game. I’m glad to add Goat Simulator to that list.
  2. 80
    Great fun, especially with friends, Goat Simulator is so out there and different to the norm that you can't help but have a good time, and laugh along with it.
  3. Aug 11, 2015
    60
    You won't be feeding from this particular trough for all that long, but if you're willing to splurge on a headache-inducing afternoon of idiotic entertainment, then – incredibly – there are worse options out there.
  4. Aug 19, 2015
    60
    Goat Simulator is again the champion of craziness, even on PlayStation systems. Compared with other editions of the game, nothing has changed: it is fun and entertaining, despite many limitations and flaws.
  5. Playstation Official Magazine Australia
    Oct 16, 2015
    60
    You’d think a game about wanton destruction with split-screen co-op would offer lots of content and fun times to chew on. Sadly, that cud turns to crud in a few short hours. [November 2015, p74]
  6. 55
    Goat Simulator is unapologetically absurd but fails to meaningfully give players anything to do beyond the occasional ridiculous party trick.
  7. Aug 16, 2015
    30
    Even if the price was right (and that price is free, regardless of platform) Goat Simulator is not worth playing. It's a game designed for YouTube, not the average consumer. Reward this shrewd business decision by not buying this game and just watching some clips online instead.

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Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 16 out of 37
  2. Negative: 12 out of 37
  1. Aug 20, 2015
    10
    best 9 dollars i've spent in a long time. Plenty of open world exploration and crazy stuff to find around every corner. its like GTA butbest 9 dollars i've spent in a long time. Plenty of open world exploration and crazy stuff to find around every corner. its like GTA but without actually killing people and crappy stories. Now just need to be able to drive the vehicles and it would be perfect. Expand
  2. Apr 15, 2020
    10
    Amazing game. Grafics are suberb and the history breathtaking! No Messi isn't the goat, YOU ARE THE GOAT!
  3. Aug 17, 2020
    8
    Story: 0/10
    Gameplay: 10/10
    Music: 7/10 Animation/Graphics: 7/10 *rated higher than these four grades based on what it is and claims to
    Story: 0/10
    Gameplay: 10/10
    Music: 7/10
    Animation/Graphics: 7/10
    *rated higher than these four grades based on what it is and claims to deliver

    EXPECTATIONS: Let's set them. This game is a crazy mess of graphics and that is how it's intended to be so if doing whatever pops into your mind is not the idea of a fun game than this one may not be for you. It's short but perfect for groups/parties and pairs very well with alcohol. I bought it on sale- I don't think I would pay more than $5-$7 for it but it's absolutely worth that for the laughs.

    Takeaways
    Pros: do all the things as a goat, cause mayhem.
    Cons: gets old after awhile so save it for when a friend visits and watch them play, can sometimes make you feel a little nauseous.
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  4. Aug 13, 2016
    7
    Goat simulator довольно прикольная игра! Если вы устали от ААА игр и хотите расслабиться, то эта игра именно для вас! С друзьями оченьGoat simulator довольно прикольная игра! Если вы устали от ААА игр и хотите расслабиться, то эта игра именно для вас! С друзьями очень прикольно играть!) Но знайте что после платины там делать нечего. Можно еще часик по развлекаться с мутаторами, но после этого она надоест.. Expand
  5. Feb 7, 2017
    5
    I guess I just don't get it. Maybe it'd be better with weed.

    Gave it a 5 because it looks like they at least tried to put together a
    I guess I just don't get it. Maybe it'd be better with weed.

    Gave it a 5 because it looks like they at least tried to put together a sandbox. And it did get maybe 1 or 2 laughs out of my friends.
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  6. Jan 6, 2020
    4
    Bought this game for a laugh with my buddies. It was so broken physics and bug wise it was hilarious. Was it fun: with friends, on your ownBought this game for a laugh with my buddies. It was so broken physics and bug wise it was hilarious. Was it fun: with friends, on your own its just fustrating and boring. Will I keep it? No. Is it worth buying? No. It's just an advert for Waste of Space and Payday ETC DLC's. Never patched and completely broken. Expand
  7. May 12, 2020
    0
    the game is too raw and it has too many bugs. the price is too high for such a low-quality product.

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