Hardbodies

Name: Hardbodies
Genre: Comedy
Released: May 4, 1984
Duration: 88 min
Rating: 1
Cast: Cindy Silver, Courtney Gains, Crystal Shaw Martell, Gary Wood, Grant Cramer

1984

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Columbia Pictures | Release Date: May 4, 1984 | R

Starring: Cindy Silver, Courtney Gains, Crystal Shaw Martell, Gary Wood, Grant Cramer, Kristi Somers, Michael Rapport, Roberta Collins, Sorrells Pickard, Teal Roberts

Summary: Three middle-aged daddies visit California to have a marvelous time at the beach. When they learn that a nice apartment and an expensive cabriolet isn't enough for them to score with the chicks, they employ a student to help them. At first he's as disgusted of them and his job as his girlfriend, but soon they find out how to use theThree middle-aged daddies visit California to have a marvelous time at the beach. When they learn that a nice apartment and an expensive cabriolet isn't enough for them to score with the chicks, they employ a student to help them. At first he's as disgusted of them and his job as his girlfriend, but soon they find out how to use the situation to everyone's benefit.… Expand

Director: Mark Griffiths

Genre(s): Comedy

Rating: R

Runtime: 88 min

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Laurie Deans

A cheap pickup from the Playboy Channel that was too soft for Playboy but appropriately raunchy for the college movie crowd. [27 Apr 1984]

TV Guide Magazine Staff (Not Credited)

Dumb sex comedy...Not much here except loads of beautiful women in swimsuits. Read full review

Janet Maslin

This isn't the kind of sexy California beach film that lulls you into a pleasant stupor. It's the kind that makes you wish for a biblical plague. Read full review

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Soft porn from Columbia Pictures (let's name 'n shame 'em) without a single redeeming feature. Read full review

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