Alan agrees to a garage sale after Tanya calls him out for his infamous hoarding problem. While he agrees to clear out some junk, Carter opts to capitalize on the opportunity by inviting old friend Bob Saget to lure in customers.

Alan is inducted into the Canadian Walk of Fame and Tanya has to deal with his overinflated ego.

One of Alan and Tanya's longstanding employees quits. Meanwhile, Carter gets a job.

Troubles in her family leave Tanya feeling depressed, prompting Alan to come up with a novel and possibly humiliating way to cheer her up. Tanya gets useful advice from a man who's not afraid to let it all hang out.

Alan tries to get Carter interested in attending his alma mater; Tanya considers having a baby.

Alan and Tanya come to an important realization about marriage, as they attempt to spend more time together.

Alan and Tanya talk babies. Well, at least they try to, but the arrival of an incompetent intern proves distracting.