Alan and Carter go on a citywide manhunt when they suspect someone has stolen Alan's cellphone. Tanya's desire for a mirror in her bedroom pushes her into an unwise bet with Alan. Wayne Brady guest stars.

Both Alan and Carter are forced to confront things they'd rather not think about. For Alan, it's the amount of germs in their house, and for Carter it's a tattoo anywhere near Tanya's swimsuit area.

The Thickes are forced to take desperate measures when their war with a noisy neighbor escalates. Robin extends a special invitation to Carter, which Carter completely misinterprets. Robin Thicke guest stars.

Alan's dream of becoming the "Guacamole King" of his community is thwarted when a visiting friend makes a public spectacle of offending everybody in town. Gilbert Gottfried guest stars.

The Thicke's PG-13 dream of a little house on the beach turns into an NC-17 nightmare when they realize their new neighbor - an old 'friend' - is working on an "art project" that would be illegal in some countries. Jon Dore guest stars.

Alan and Tanya's arrangements for their ranch manager's wedding are jeopardized when the Elvis impersonator they fired from the festivities decides to crash the party.

Alan pushes his luck when he creates a 'bucket list' of things he thinks Tanya wants to do most for her 40th birthday. Cat Cora and Lou Ferrigno guest stars.