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Pocket Pool (2007)
PSP
Released On: Apr 18, 2007
37
User Score
Available after 4 ratings
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Metascore
Generally Unfavorable
Based on 19 Critic Reviews
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21% Mixed
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79% Negative
15 Reviews
15 Reviews
Metascore
Generally Unfavorable
Based on 19 Critic Reviews
37
0% Positive
0 Reviews
0 Reviews
21% Mixed
4 Reviews
4 Reviews
79% Negative
15 Reviews
15 Reviews
A better-than-expected billiards and snooker sim can be found under the somewhat sleezy, “Skinemax” softcore wrapping.
Pocket Pool is the perfect billiards experience for those who enjoy fondling their cue stick.
You can disrupt the opponent while they “think” about their shot – it’s a nice touch, but they “think” for several seconds before every shot, dragging the game to a crawl. The character portraits get in the way, and if you turn them off, your power meter goes away too.
We all know that sex sells, especially when it comes to nerdy, dateless, video gamers. But when you use sex to sell a totally broken and dysfunctional game built on a sport that I truly love, well, you have gone too far.
There are some other amusing so-good-it's-bad features, like the selection of awful porno music or the quasi-sulty voiceovers in the tutorial.
Pocket Pool largely fails as a billiards simulation, and completely fails as a source of titillation. Go to the local pool hall and talk to some flesh and blood women instead.
If Pocket Pool developer Hyper-Devbox were really smart, it would stop beating around the bush and come up with an Official PSP Porn Viewer, with all the bells and whistles you'd expect from iPhoto. Masquerading this nonsense around as a game that people are expected to pay money for when pool halls are cheap, photos of women are free, and good PSP games are plentiful -- well, it's embarrassing for everyone involved.
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Summary Grab your stick and get ready to shoot pool with some Honeys! Shoot 13 different types of pool with some of the hottest honeys in the bar. Pocket Pool features a dynamic 3D engine that simulates realistic pool play from almost every angle. Start off in a honky-tonk and work your way up to the mansion or yacht – and when you win, boy will...
Rated M
for Mature
Platforms:
- PSP
Initial Release Date: Apr 18, 2007
Developer:
- Conspiracy Entertainment
Publisher: Eidos Interactive
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