Description: Living in the back room of his father's doctors office, broke and frustrated ladies man Julian scores his big break when he lands the job directing an off Broadway version of Hamlet. Except it's a bizarre adaptation written by a pale Romanian impresario named Theo who is actually a master vampire. Theo hopes to lure the real Hamlet out of hiding so the two can end a century's long feud over Shakespeare's Ophelia. Meanwhile, Julian pines for his ex—girlfriend, Anna, who is dating Mobster Bobby Bianchi . Added into the mix is a dimwitted detective and a terrific score by Sean Lennon. (Indican Pictures)