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Cast & Crew
Directed By
Written By
- Dana Carvey
- written by
- Harris Goldberg
- written by
Cast
- Dana Carvey
- Pistachio Disguisey
- Jennifer Esposito
- Jennifer Baker
- Harold Gould
- Grandfather Disguisey
- James Brolin
- Fabbrizio Disguisey
- Brent Spiner
- Devlin Bowman
- Austin Wolff
- Barney Baker
- Edie McClurg
- Mother Disguisey
- Maria Canals-Barrera
- Sophia
- Robert Machray
- Texas Man
- Michael Bailey Smith
- Henchman
- Rachel Lederman
- Texas Wife
- Vincent Riverside
- Henchman
- Mark Devine
- Trent
- Kenan Thompson
- Kenan
- Jay Johnston
- Rex
- Mark Ginther
- Henchman
- Carrick O'Quinn
- Henchman
- Mitch Silpa
- Henchman
- John Tenn
- Henchman
- Virginia Hawkins
- Interview Woman
- Jessica Simpson
- Self
- Jonathan Loughran
- Security Guard
- Ted Rooney
- Security Guard
- Brandon Molale
- Doorman
- Erick Avari
- Cigar Maker
- Phil Jones
- Businessman
- Michael DeLuise
- Businessman
- Larry Cedar
- Businessman
- Andrew Shaifer
- Liberty Bell Security Guard
- Vincent Castellanos
- Art Dealer
- Roger Mussenden
- Waiter
- Al Goto
- Ninja Warrior
- Simon Rhee
- Ninja Warrior
- Kevin Nealon
- White Collar Executive
- Bill Cho Lee
- Mongolian Elder
- Chao Li Chi
- Mongolian
- Steve Gormley
- German Businessman
- Christel Smith
- German Businesswoman
- Ava Metz
- Another German
- Michael Johnson
- Self
- Bo Derek
- Bo Derek
- Barry Bernardi
- Bernardo
- Brian Catalano
- Italian Officer
- Gabriel Pimentel
- Boxing Dummy
- Martha Del Rio
- Puerto Rican Housekeeper
- Guelmarí Oppenheimer
- Waitress
- Tracy E. Wilson
- Female Partygoer
- Patricia De Leon
- Waitress
- Phil Fischer
- Bully
- Steven Hack
- Chemistry Teacher
- Dane Morris
- Young Pistachio
- Cole Sprouse
- Young Pistachio
- Dylan Sprouse
- Young Pistachio
- Bryan Jeffrey Price
- Jock
- Andy Morrow
- Captain America Kid
- Naya Rivera
- Captain America Kid
- Julius Charles Ritter
- Captain America Kid
- Brighton Hertford
- Captain America Kid
- Sandra Lindquist
- Bartender
- Eugene C. Palmer
- Chef
- Leland Crooke
- Appraiser
- Mike Johnson
- Constitution Security Guard
- Michael Lee Phillips Jr.
- Constitution Security Guard
- Buddy Bolton
- Abe Lincoln
- Stuart Quan
- Ninja
- Spencer Sano
- Ninja
- Hiro Koda
- Ninja
- Johnny Tri Nguyen
- Ninja
- Yoshio Iizuka
- Ninja
- Ronn Surels
- Ninja
- Andy Cheng
- Ninja
- Steven Ho
- Ninja
- Tony Wilde
- Doug
- Berglind Icey
- Big Bottom Girl
- Leasi Andrews
- Big Bottom Girl
- Anna Marie Goddard
- Big Bottom Girl
- Theresa Madelin Lin
- Big Bottom Girl
- Adrian Armas
- Group Dancer
- Gustavo Vargas
- Group Dancer
- Jessica Lee Keller
- Group Dancer
- Paul Benshoof
- Group Dancer
- Oscar Orosco
- Group Dancer
- Andrea Bogart
- Group Dancer
- Paulette Maxwell
- Group Dancer
- Paula Abdul
- Choreographer
- Lisa Foiles
- Lisa
- Jesse V. Johnson
- Thief
- Shane Lyons
- Shane
- Alan Ray
- Limo Driver
- Kyle Sullivan
- Kyle
- Jesse Ventura
- Self
Produced By
- Barry Bernardi
- producer
- Allegra Clegg
- co-producer
- Derek Dauchy
- co-producer
- Sidney Ganis
- producer
- Todd Garner
- producer
- Jack Giarraputo
- executive producer
- Harris Goldberg
- co-producer
- Tom McNulty
- production executive
- Adam Sandler
- executive producer
- Alex Siskin
- producer
- Dino Stamatopoulos
- co-producer
Music
Cinematography
Sound
- David Bach
- supervising sound editor
- Andy Brokmeyer
- utility sound
- Anita Cannella
- foley artist
- Patrick Cyccone Jr.
- re-recording mixer
- Jed M. Dodge
- dialogue editor
- David Eccles
- sound effects editor
- Arthur Farkas
- sound effects editor
- Russell Farmarco
- sound editor
- Marshall Garlington
- sound re-recordist
- Thomas Giordano
- sound technician: partial
- Michael Hertlein
- dialogue editor
- Orada Jusatayanond
- sound effects editor
- Michael Keller
- re-recording mixer
- David Kelson
- sound mixer
- Ai-Ling Lee
- sound effects editor
- Peggy Names
- utility sound
- Chris Navarro
- adr recordist
- Dustin O'Halloran
- foley artist
- Anthony Ortiz
- boom operator
- Andy Peach
- sound recordist
- Jeena M. Phelps
- sound editor
- Derek Pippert
- foley editor
- Scott Reed
- sound studio supervisor
- Monique Reymond
- foley artist
- Michael Simpson
- sound recordist
- Cameron Steenhagen
- sound editor
- Ken Teaney
- re-recording mixer
- Eric Thompson
- adr mixer
- Derek Vanderhorst
- supervising sound editor
- Clayton Weber
- first assistant sound editor
- Elmo Weber
- sound designer / supervising sound editor
- Jeff Porrello
- boom operator
Editing
Casting Director
Production Design
Art Direction
Set Design
Costumes
Makeup
- Felicity Bowring
- key makeup artist
- Corina C. Duran-Rabichuk
- makeup artist
- Dave Michaels
- Real Dana Carvey
- Ann Pala
- makeup department head
- Thomas Real
- department head hair stylist
- Kim Santantonio
- hair stylist
- Tegan Taylor
- makeup artist
- Nancy Tong
- key hair stylist
- Michelle Vittone
- special makeup effects artist
- Kevin Yagher
- special makeup effects artist
Special Effects
- Roy Arbogast
- special effects supervisor
- Stephanie Caillabet
- hair technician: Kevin Yagher Productions, Inc.
- Federico Cervantes
- mold/lab technician: Kevin Yagher Productions, Inc.
- Cory Czekaj
- mold/lab technician: Kevin Yagher Productions
- Paul Ghezzo
- special effects prop builder
- Ted Haines
- character suit fabricator: Kevin Yagher Productions, Inc. / creature fabricator
- Jeff Himmel
- character suit fabricator: Kevin Yagher Productions, Inc.
- Carol Jones
- character suit fabricator: Kevin Yagher Productions, Inc.
- Thomas Kittle
- special effects technician
- James Reedy
- special effects foreman
- Lee Romaire
- sculptor: Kevin Yagher Productions, Inc.
- Bryan Sides
- studio coordinator: Kevin Yagher Productions, Inc.
- Shownee Smith
- mold/lab technician: Kevin Yagher Productions, Inc.
- Jonathan Spence
- project supervisor: Kevin Yagher Productions, Inc.
- Douglas J. Stewart
- painter: Kevin Yagher Productions, Inc.
- Keith Suzuki
- special effects technician
- Lynne Watson
- hair technician: Kevin Yagher Productions, Inc.
- Michael Wickerham
- mold/lab technician: Kevin Yagher Productions, Inc.
- Garth Winkless
- character suit fabricator: Kevin Yagher Productions, Inc.
- Chris Yagher
- studio/contract advisor: Kevin Yagher Productions, Inc.
- Jeff Yagher
- sculptor: Kevin Yagher Productions, Inc.
Visual Effects
- Blondel Aidoo
- visual effects producer
- Jimmy Batchelder
- visual effects coordinator
- Daniel Becerra
- video: Asylum
- Elissa Bello
- roto artist
- Peter Bowmar
- effects animator: Black Box
- Phil Brennan
- inferno artist: Asylum
- Bela Brozsek
- cg artist
- Brandon Criswell
- roto artist
- Brian Cuscino
- i/o technician
- Heather Davis Baker
- digital compositor
- Kent Demaine
- creative director: interactive design
- Steven Fagerquist
- visual effects compositing artist
- Andy Foster
- assistant visual effects coordinator
- Lindsay Hallett
- visual effects producer
- Alex Hegedus
- engineering: Asylum
- Michael Hemschoot
- cg artist
- Tommy Hooper
- head of technology
- David Jones
- visual effects supervisor: Asylum
- Zach Justman
- assistant visual effects editor: Asylum
- Kristopher Kasper
- visual effects editor: Asylum
- Patrick Kavanaugh
- digital compositor: Asylum
- Joe Ken
- digital compositor
- Peter Koczera
- senior digital artist
- Bill Laverty
- engineering: Asylum
- Derek Ledbetter
- visual effects
- Paul Luna
- motion graphics artist
- Emma McGuinness
- visual effects producer
- Nathan McGuinness
- visual effects supervisor
- Matthew Merkovich
- matchmove artist
- Steve Muangman
- video: Asylum
- Luke Ployhar
- visual effects
- Mark P. Renton
- inferno artist: Asylum
- Lee Robinson
- video: Asylum
- César Romero
- inferno artist: Asylum
- David Santiago
- effects technical director
- Gunther Schatz
- 3D visual effects animator
- Jeff Werner
- cg producer
- Toby Wilkins
- inferno artist: end title sequence, New Wave Entertainment
- Yuichiro Yamashita
- cg artist
Assistant Director
- Phil Dupont
- second assistant director
- Vincent Lascoumes
- first assistant director
- Christophe Le Chanu
- second second assistant director
Production Management
- Tyler Butler
- post-production supervisor
- Allegra Clegg
- unit production manager
Art Department
- Ruben Abarca
- drapery foreman
- Colin Alexander
- carpenter
- Tony Allard
- propmaker
- David Barrington-Holt
- speciality props
- Michael R. Blaich
- painter gang boss
- Max E. Brehme
- property master
- Dawn Brown
- set designer
- David Carberry
- painter
- Randy L. Childs
- propmaker
- Darrin Denlinger
- storyboard artist
- Brendan C. Fenton
- set dresser
- Ivan Gallardo
- speciality props
- Sean Ginevan
- set dresser
- Trevor Goring
- storyboard artist
- Karen Higgins
- construction coordinator
- Scott G. Jones
- swing gang
- Steven Kissick
- general foreman
- Cynthia La Jeunesse
- set decoration buyer
- Scott W. Leslie
- assistant property master
- Adrianna Lopez
- buyer
- Gregory Lynch Jr.
- carpenter
- Jeff Markwith
- set designer
- John Hammer Maxwell
- on-set dresser
- Nashon Petrushkin
- swing gang
- Jamie Rama
- illustrator
- Mike Reiber
- stand-by painter
- Robin Richesson
- storyboard artist
- Lori Rozzi
- lunar module fabrication
- Dee Dee Smith
- art department coordinator
- Michael Spitaletto
- painter
- Eliza Steel
- art department coordinator
- David Tully
- greens foreman
- Steven Valenzuela
- labor foreman
- Cuitlahuac Morales Velazquez
- sculptor
- Mark Weissenfluh
- leadman
- Suzan Wexler
- set designer
- Timothy S. Wiles
- assistant property master
- Quinn Yarbrough
- set dresser
- Chris Samp
- stand-by painter: reshoots
- George Sartiano
- props
Stunts
- Jaremy Aiello
- stunts
- Clayton J. Barber
- stunts
- Richard L. Blackwell
- stunts
- Jake Brake
- stunts
- John Branagan
- stunts
- Joe Bucaro III
- stunts
- Wes C. Caefer
- stunts
- Brycen Counts
- stunts
- Danny Downey
- stunts
- Jayson Dumenigo
- stunts
- Annie Ellis
- stunts
- Al Goto
- stunts
- Shane Habberstad
- stunts
- Steven Ho
- stunt ninja
- Doug Hudson
- stunts
- Yoshio Iizuka
- stunt performer
- Jesse V. Johnson
- stunts
- Kim Kahana Jr.
- stunts
- Hiro Koda
- utility stunts
- Clint Lilley
- stunts
- William Morts
- stunts
- Daniel T. O'Brien
- stunt rigger
- Carrick O'Quinn
- stunts
- Michael Papajohn
- stunts
- Peewee Piemonte
- stunts
- Nicole Randall
- stunt double
- Simon Rhee
- stunts
- Spencer Sano
- stunt performer
- Ben Scott
- stunts
- John-Clay Scott
- stunts
- Larry M. Shorts
- utility stunts
- Tim Sitarz
- stunt double: Michael Bailey Smith
- Gregg Smrz
- stunt coordinator
- Cody Weselis
- stunts
- Brian J. Williams
- stunt double: Brent Spiner / stunt double: Harold Gould
- Darlene Ava Williams
- stunt double: Bo Derek
Animation
- Arthur L. Bernstein
- pre production assitant to Allen Covert
- Jim Boulden
- animatronics and puppets creator
Editorial
- Marcy Arnold
- apprentice editor
- Andi Kasen Bergman
- assistant editor
- Rob Boyd
- apprentice editor
- Michael Giarraputo
- editorial production assistant
- Jennifer Hatton
- assistant editor
- Marlen Hill
- negative cutter
- Brendon McQueen
- editorial production assistant
- Siobhan Prior
- assistant editor
- Bart Rachmil
- first assistant editor
- Matt Sazama
- editorial production assistant
- Dave Terman
- additional editor: select foreign video
- Jeremy Milton
- second assistant editor
Other
- Ted Basso
- production van driver operator
- Steven Birds
- driver
- Dean Curtis Black
- transportation captain
- James Cline
- driver
- Paulie DiCocco
- driver
- Roger Dragsdorf
- cast driver
- Richard Flapper
- driver
- Edward Flotard
- transportation coordinator
- Larry Hilmo
- driver
- Roger Ickes
- driver
- Robert Limon
- driver
- Patrick McCombs
- driver
- Tim C. McHenry
- driver
- Stephen V. Pistone
- driver
- Mike Riportella
- driver
- Francis Robin
- driver
Music Department
- Romeo Antonio
- musician
- Bryan Bonwell
- music coordinator
- Harvey Cohen
- orchestrator
- Wende Crowley
- music coordinator
- Michael Dilbeck
- music supervisor
- Mark Eshelman
- scoring crew
- Lil' Fizz
- composer: song "M.A.S.T.E.R."
- J.J. George
- music editor
- Stuart Grusin
- music editor
- Faye Hamlin
- composer: song "M.A.S.T.E.R."
- Tom Iannessa
- music coordinator
- Jon Kull
- orchestrator
- Anaïs Lameche
- composer: song "M.A.S.T.E.R"
- Jason Lloyd
- scoring crew
- Pilar McCurry
- executive soundtrack producer
- Rosanna Munter
- composer: song "M.A.S.T.E.R."
- Maria Newman
- musician
- Mike Nowak
- conductor
- Kimberley Rew
- composer: song "Walking On Sunshine"
- Bob Sanders
- trombone
- Anna Sundstrand
- composer: song "M.A.S.T.E.R"
- James Thatcher
- musician: French horn
- Pat Weber
- scoring technician
Casting Department
- Jennifer Alessi
- extras casting
- Sande Alessi
- extras casting
- Kristan Berona
- extras casting
- Helen Geier
- casting assistant
Costume Department
- Julia Bartholomew
- set costumer
- Tangi Crawford
- costume supervisor
- Melanie Ghisays
- set costumer
- Mary B. Iannelli
- costumer
- Jeannie H. Kelly
- set costumer
- Cookie Lopez
- key set costumer
- Felipe Sanchez
- costume illustrator
- Andrew Slyder
- set costumer
Camera Department
- Dana Baker
- rigging grip
- Kent Baker
- rigging grip
- George Billinger III
- steadicam operator
- Matthew Brookman
- electrician
- Earl R. Cantrell
- rigging electrician
- Greg Cantrell
- best boy rigging electric
- Tom Cantrell
- rigging electrician
- Martha Cargill
- film loader
- Jack Chouchanian
- key grip
- Joe Chouchanian
- grip
- Richard Crompton
- rigging grip
- Don Davidson
- assistant chief lighting technician
- Ralph Del Castillo
- grip
- Seong Dilg
- rigging grip
- Jon Baronn Farmer
- still photographer
- John Fine
- electrician
- Matt Floyd
- rigging grip
- Steve Francis
- electrician
- Greg W. Gowdy
- rigging electrician
- Robert Gray
- key rigging grip
- Demetrius Griffin
- camera production assistant
- Quinn Grove
- rigging grip
- Rick Harris
- key rigging grip
- Steele Hunter
- best boy grip
- Tom Jordan
- second assistant camera: "a" camera
- Shane D. Kelly
- gaffer
- Christopher J. Lama
- rigging electrician
- Al LaVerde
- rigging grip
- J.D. Ligier
- balloon light technician
- Glen Magers
- electrician
- Steven Meizler
- first assistant camera: second camera
- Peter Mercurio
- camera operator
- Daisuke Dice Miyake
- grip
- Warren Moore
- rigging electrician
- James Motsinger
- electrician
- David O'Brien
- second assistant camera: second camera
- Sean Peacock
- electrician
- David Presley
- video assist operator
- Robbie Redner
- rigging electric
- Joseph Ressa
- electrician
- John Scott
- first assistant camera
- Tony Sepian
- dolly grip
- Alan Shultz
- dolly grip
- Peyton Skelton
- set lighting technician
- Stuart A. Spohn
- rigging gaffer
- Monte Swann
- video playback operator
- Michael T. Travers
- grip
- John Wright
- rigging electrician
- Kenny Youngblood
- rigging grip
Location Management
- Chris Campbell
- assistant location manager
- Ralph Coleman
- location manager
- Rob Frank
- key assistant location manager
- Jane E. Graves
- key assistant location manager
- Tom Lackey
- location scout
Script Department
- Nancy Karlin
- script supervisor
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