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Cast & Crew
Directed By
Written By
- 'Weird Al' Yankovic
- written by
- Jay Levey
- written by
- Charles Holloway
- based on the sketch "Conan the Librarian" by
Cast
- 'Weird Al' Yankovic
- George Newman
- Victoria Jackson
- Teri
- Kevin McCarthy
- R.J. Fletcher
- Michael Richards
- Stanley Spadowski
- David Bowe
- Bob
- Stanley Brock
- Uncle Harvey
- Anthony Geary
- Philo
- Trinidad Silva
- Raul Hernandez
- Gedde Watanabe
- Kuni
- Billy Barty
- Noodles
- John Paragon
- Richard Fletcher
- Fran Drescher
- Pamela Finklestein
- Sue Ane Langdon
- Aunt Esther
- David Proval
- Head Thug
- Grant James
- Killer Thug
- Emo Philips
- Joe Earley
- Jay Levey
- Gandhi
- Brian Routh
- The Kipper Kids
- Martin von Haselberg
- The Kipper Kids
- Ludie C. Washington
- Cameraman
- Vance Colvig Jr.
- Bum
- Travis Knight
- Billy
- Nik Hagler
- FCC Man
- Robert K. Weiss
- Bartender
- Eldon G. Hallum
- Spatula Husband
- Sherry Engstrom
- Spatula Wife
- Sara Allen
- Spatula Neighbor
- Bob Hungerford
- Sy Greenblum
- John Cadenhead
- Crazy Ernie
- Francis M. Carlson
- Blind Man
- Ivan Green
- Earl Ramsey
- Adam Maras
- Joel Miller
- Joseph Witt
- Little Weasel
- Tony Frank
- Teri's Father
- Billie Lee Thrash
- Teri's Mother
- Barry Friedman
- Fletcher Cronie #1
- Kevin Roden
- Fletcher Cronie #2
- Lisa R. Stefanic
- Phyllis Weaver
- Nancy Johnson
- Big Edna
- Debbie Mathieu
- Betty
- Wilma Jeanne Cummins
- Little Old Lady
- Cliff Stephens
- Animal Deliveryman
- Jim West
- Band: Guitar
- Steve Jay
- Band: Bass Guitar
- Jon Schwartz
- Band: Drums
- Kim Bullard
- Band: Keyboard
- Barry Hansen
- Whipped Cream Eater
- Bob Maras
- Thug #3
- George Fisher
- Thug #4
- Tony Salome
- Guide #1
- Joe Restivo
- Guide #2
- Charles Marsh
- Yodeler
- Belinda Bauer
- Mud Wrestler
- Lori Wagner
- Mud Wrestler
- Patrick Thomas O'Brien
- Satan
- Roger Callard
- Conan the Librarian
- Robert Frank
- Timid Man
- Jeff Maynard
- Boy with Books
- M.G. Kelly
- Promo Announcer
- Jay Gardner
- Promo Announcer
- John Harlan
- Promo Announcer
- Jim Rose
- Promo Announcer
- Adam Clarke
- Kid in Audience
- Tamara Clatterbuck
- Talk Show Guest - Dominatrix
- Kenwick Cook
- Party Guest
- Herbert Glucksman
- Gorbachev
- Rhias Hall
- Kimberly Hall
- Michael W. Hogan
- Son in the Cemetery
- Marlo Holly
- Donor at Telethon
- Jeff E Howard
- Donor at Telethon
- David Dillinger Jefferis
- Spatula City Shopper
- Allan Lay
- Surfer
- Kathy O'Bryan-Huber
- Secretary
- Gigi Orsillo
- Spatula's Daughter
- Gary Sievers
- Disco Dancer
- Christy Tate
- Playhouse Audience
Produced By
- Joe M. Aguilar
- associate producer
- Kevin Breslin
- co-producer
- Becki Cross Trujillo
- associate producer
- Gray Frederickson
- executive producer
- Deren Getz
- co-producer
- John W. Hyde
- producer
- Gene Kirkwood
- producer
- Susan Zwerman
- co-producer: fantasy/music sequences
Music
Cinematography
- David Lewis
- director of photography
Sound
- Ara Ashjian
- sound recordist
- Christopher Assells
- sound editor
- Charles R. Beith Jr.
- sound editor
- Karla Caldwell
- adr supervising editor
- Gregory Cheever
- sound recordist
- Clayton Collins
- sound editor
- Andy D'Addario
- re-recording mixer
- Dino Dimuro
- sound editor
- G. Michael Graham
- sound editor
- Jeffrey J. Haboush
- re-recording mixer
- Bo Harwood
- sound mixer
- Dan Hegeman
- sound editor
- Hilda Hodges
- foley artist
- Warren Kleiman
- adr mixer / foley mixer
- Gary Macheel
- multi-track engineer
- A. David Marshall
- sound editor
- Diane Marshall
- sound editor
- Dave McMoyler
- supervising sound editor
- Dan Ortiz
- transfers
- Nancy Parker
- foley artist
- Joel Racheff
- boom operator
- Art Schiro
- sound recordist
- Jackson Schwartz
- adr mixer / foley mixer
- Rick Steele
- multi-track engineer
- Scott A. Tinsley
- sound editor
Editing
Casting Director
Production Design
Set Design
- Robert L. Zilliox
- Set Decorator
Costumes
Makeup
- Lynne K. Eagan
- key hair stylist / key makeup artist
- Roseanne McIlvane
- hair stylist / makeup artist
- Douglas J. White
- special makeup effects artist
- Allan A. Apone
- makeup effects supervisor
- Suzy Graham
- assistant makeup artist
Special Effects
- Mike Menzel
- special effects coordinator: fantasy/music sequences
Visual Effects
- Dave Amann
- gaffer: Introvision
- Joneva Barry
- model shop: Introvision
- John Coats
- producer: Introvision
- Gene Dobrzyn
- production coordinator: Introvision
- Tim Donahue
- art director: Introvision
- Ans Ellis
- model shop: Introvision
- Becky Falen
- production assistant: Introvision
- Magda Flaire
- model shop: Introvision
- John Hora
- additional photography: Introvision
- Richard Kilroy
- associate art director: Introvision
- Linda Landry-Nelson
- production manager: Introvision
- William Mesa
- visual effects director: Introvision
- Shayna Naulin
- production assistant: Introvision
- Rick Rische
- visual effects artist
- Michael Sarley
- model shop: Introvision
- Gary Schnell
- model shop: Introvision
- Issy Shabtay
- facility manager: Introvision
- Michael Snyder
- grip: Introvision
- Marcus Tate
- visual effects cameraman: Introvision
- Elpedio Vasquez
- model shop: Introvision
- Ron Yates
- visual effects set designer: Introvision
- Susan Zwerman
- visual effects producer: fantasy sequence and music videos
Assistant Director
- Benita Allen
- first assistant director: fantasy/music sequences / second assistant director
- Scott Clark
- second assistant director
- Lorene M. Duran
- second second assistant director
- Kris Krengel
- second assistant director: fantasy/music sequences
- Nicolas Spikings
- second second assistant director: fantasy/music sequences
- Pam Whorton
- third assistant director
- John R. Woodward
- first assistant director
Production Management
- Bill Carroll
- production supervisor
- Gray Frederickson
- production manager
- Kate Morris
- executive in charge of production
- Susan Zwerman
- post-production supervisor
Art Department
- Joe Adams
- swing gang
- Layne Adams
- construction
- Keith Anderson
- concert stage: fantasy/music video sequences
- Tighe Barry
- assistant property master / property master: fantasy/music sequences
- Allen Kent Borchert
- construction
- Brian Cornford
- construction coordinator
- Rick DeFalco
- construction
- Eric Eastland
- concert stage: fantasy/music video sequences
- Randy Faddis
- construction
- Jim French
- carpenter
- Raymond Johnson
- construction
- Richard Kelley
- swing gang
- Michelle Lennert
- swing gang
- Norman Terry Loague
- construction
- John A. Montgomery Jr.
- swing gang
- James Patrick Morand
- construction
- Michael Morand
- construction foreman
- Bill Powell
- property master
- Scircie Redmon Jr.
- construction
- Eric Smith
- swing gang
- Scott Staggs
- construction
- Mike Staton
- construction
- Richard Wilson
- construction
- Douglas Womack
- construction coordinator: fantasy/music sequences
- Jennifer Wyatt-Beasley
- swing gang
- Timothy M. Zilliox
- lead person
- Clark Acton
- model maker: prop golden rope
- Michelle Baron
- set dresser
Stunts
- Richard Drown
- stunts
- George Fisher
- stunt coordinator
- Michael Steven Howl
- stunts
- T. Allan Kelly
- stunts
- Dennis Madalone
- stunts: fantasy/music video sequences
- Bob Maras
- stunts
- J. Granville Moulder
- stunts
- Brent Stice
- stunts
- Daniel K. Moore
- stunts
Animation
- Rick Morris
- computer animation: fantasy/music sequences
Editorial
- Gary Burritt
- negative cutter
- Mike Milliken
- color timer
- Steve Polivka
- additional editor
- Ted Pryor
- apprentice editor
- Lewis Schoenbrun
- assistant editor
- Dale E. Grahn
- color timer
Other
- Max Baer Jr.
- thanks
- Bill Bickley
- thanks
- Ed Bicknell
- thanks: Damage Management
- Mary Nell Clark
- thanks: The Oklahoma Film Commission
- Paul Cummins
- thanks: Damage Management
- Donna Douglas
- thanks
- Buddy Ebsen
- thanks
- Mark Knopfler
- thanks
- Trinidad Silva
- in memory of
Music Department
- Guy Fletcher
- keyboards / musician: synthesizer
- Jeff Frickman
- scoring engineer
- Mark Knopfler
- lead guitar / musician: guitar
- Katherine Quittner
- music editor / music supervisor / composer: additional music / music editor: temp score
- 'Weird Al' Yankovic
- additional lyrics by / musician
- Rick Derringer
- musician: guitar
- Steve Jay
- musician: bass guitar
- Jon Schwartz
- musician: drums
- Jim West
- musician: guitar
Casting Department
- Sandi Black
- casting assistant: L.A.
- Barbara Brinkley
- casting: Tulsa
- Michael Cutler
- casting assistant
- Laurey Lummis
- casting: Tulsa
- Gregory Raich
- casting assistant: L.A.
Costume Department
- Ainslee Colt de Wolf
- costume supervisor
- Phil O'Nan
- wardrobe assistant
Camera Department
- Rudy Beilicke
- generator operator
- L. Brian Blagowsky
- electrician
- Bradley J. Boaz
- dolly grip
- Craig A. Brink
- electrician
- Dante Cardone
- gaffer: visual effects unit
- Danny Carey
- grip
- John Connell
- first assistant camera: fantasy/music sequences
- Jim Cozad
- concert lighting: fantasy/music video sequences
- Clinton Dougherty
- b camera operator: fantasy/music sequences
- Jason Fife
- best boy grip
- Dave 'Foots' Footman
- grip
- Clive Forrester
- concert lighting: fantasy/music video sequences
- Ed Giovanni
- first assistant camera
- Steve Givens
- electrician
- Tom Keefer
- key grip: fantasy/music sequences
- Azusa Ohno
- gaffer
- Cindi Pusheck
- second assistant camera
- Steve Reinhardt
- best boy electric
- Brett Reynolds
- second assistant camera
- Arly H. Thomsen
- key grip
- Peter J. Verrando
- 24 frame video operator
- Tiffany Winston
- second assistant camera
- Patric J. Abaravich
- assistant gaffer: fantasy/music sequences
- Gary Molyneux
- dolly grip: b camera
- Rick Taylor
- second assistant camera
Location Management
- Jim Clark
- location manager
- Beth O'Bryan
- location manager: fantasy/music sequences
Script Department
- Carol Stewart
- script supervisor
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