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18 out of 100

Overwhelming dislike - based on 17 Critics What's this?

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2.8 out of 10

Generally unfavorable- based on 83 Ratings

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  • Starring: Diedrich Bader, Jenn Proske, Ken Jeong, Matt Lanter
  • Summary: Vampires Suck is a comedy about contemporary teen angst and romance movies. Becca, an anxious, non-vampire teen, is torn between two boys. Before she can choose, Becca must get around her controlling father, who embarrasses Becca by treating her like a child. Meanwhile, Becca’s friends contend with their own romantic issues – all of which collide at the prom. (20th Century Fox) … Expand

Critic Reviews

Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 0 out of 17
  2. Mixed: 4 out of 17
  3. Negative: 13 out of 17
  1. Entertainment Weekly
    Reviewed by: Adam Markovitz
    42
    The exception is newcomer Jenn Proske, who spoofs Twilight star Kristen Stewart's flustered, hair-tugging angst with hilarious precision.
  2. Arizona Republic
    Reviewed by: Randy Cordova
    30
    Two very important things to note about Vampires Suck: The film is a spoof of the "Twilight" movies, and the title is a good indication of where the level of wit lies.
  3. The Hollywood Reporter
    Reviewed by: Frank Scheck
    30
    The main performers do a reasonably good job of parodying the "Twilight" leads, with Proske particularly effective in subtly lampooning Kristen Stewart's moody mannerisms.

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Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 13 out of 50
  2. Mixed: 2 out of 50
  3. Negative: 35 out of 50
  1. mrcritic
    6
    I don't get it. Spoofs are supposed to be stupid. The movie was really funny, but the movie was bad. However, the acting is funny, and is eerily similar to the Twilight Saga. However, it's not one of the best spoofs I've seen. I recommend it for anyone who's ready to laugh, but only go if you know some or most things about the Twilight Saga.… Expand
    • 1 of 1 users said yes
  2. Treeebla
    4
    Parody movies are supposed to be stupid and this one is no exception. But what parody movies should also have, are proper beginning and end. This one doesn't end. But if you're 14, you can laugh your ass out. 4 points from 10.… Expand
    • 0 of 0 users said yes
  3. grandpajoe6191
    2
    My god...
    • 8 of 8 users said yes

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