Diane Nguyen / Olivia / Vincent Adultman / Cow Waitress / Waitress / Airplane Pilot / Announcer / Bridesmaid / Candy Rabitowitz / Children / College Students / Crew Alligator / Dean Squooshyface / Diana the Princess of Wales / Female Shrimp / Golden Snowflake Announcer / Interviewer / Joelle Clark / Kenzie / Kevin / Koala / Little Boy / Madeline Coodchuck-Berkowitz / Nurse / Oli / Otter / Oxnard's Son / Samantha the Critic / Sarah Lynn's Assistant / Screaming Woman / Ship Co-Captain / Spring Breaker #1 / TSA Agent / Tasha / Water Attendant
Mr. Peanutbutter / Marv / Sandro / Albino Rhino Gyno / Andrew Garfield / Diane's Father / Dr. Boing-Boing / Janitor / Abortion Doctor / Actor #2 / Auto Glass Man / Bartholomew Scagsworth / Baseball Announcer #2 / Bat Executor / Bear / Benny / Blimp Co-Pilot / Booth / Brake Repair Specialist / Bridge to Hawaii Guy / Carlos / Concerned Man / Dog Valet / Editor-in-Chief / George Tickle / Giant Chocolate Oscar Guy / Heckler / Interviewer / Kiki the Maitre d' / Man in Tuxedo Holding Giant Bag of Kettlecorn / Mr. Chocolate Hazelnut Spread / Photographer / Princess Carolyn's Phone / Restaurant Patron / Sloth Lawyer / Starch Farmer / Taneisha's Father / Underwater Man
A Ryan Seacrest Type / Blackmailer #1 / Ethan / Bradley Hitler-Smith / Guy Who Thinks Ghostwriters Write For Ghosts / Mr. Peanutbutter's Nephews / Reginald Rangoon III / Tour Guide
Pinky Penguin / Pig Doctor / Airport PA / Charlie Rose / Chomsky / Comedian / David / Doctor / Gary / Laughing Crew Member / Maggot Funeral Director / Misogynist Prawn / Neal McBeal / Nurse
Quentin Tarantulino / A Billy Bush Type / Cameron Crowe / Dick Cavett / Garrison Keillor / Jimmy Fallon / Prince Gustav / Princess Carolyn's Work Phone / Shep von Trapp