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Italian Chef / Airplane Passenger #2 / Amish Man #2 / Amish Man #3 / Appliance Salesman / Baker / Ben Franklin / Chef Bayou / Chief Rudy / City Councilman / Commodore E. C. Benedict / Cooking Shopper #2 / Corrections Officer / Councilman McDrivers / Doctor #3 / Housewife #2 / John Woodhouse / Judge #3 / Larry Tate / Lighting Guy / Mr. Smythe / Mr. Somerset / Party Guest #1 / Police Officer / Police Officer #1 / Ranger Dan / Recipe Writer #2 / Red Leader / River Porter #1 / Security Guard / Self - Crew Member / Serf #2 / Ship Captain / Shopper #1 / Studio Crew Member / Thanksgiving Father / Used Car Dealer / Welsh Soldier #2
Young Girl / Fairy of Enzymatic Action / Future Granddaughter / Girl / Girl on Bench / Kiddie Pool Kid / Little Bunny / Little Girl / Little Orphan / M.J. / Marsha Jr. / Milk Girl / Miss Muffet / Roman baby / Self - Toddler / Spitjack Girl / Tea Party Girl
Coffee Patron #2 / Federal Agent #1 / Lead Chef / Movie Patron #2 / Mrs. LeGrand Benedict / Party Goer #1 / Party Guest #3 / Paula Dean-type TV Chef / Prehistoric Gal / Recipe Writer #1 / Self - Crew Member / Self - Culinary Director / Shopper / Southern Mom / Termite #2 / Thanksgiving Mother / Times Food Writer / Woman Asking for Pie
Paul / Lactose Man / Lever Man / Thing / Bearded Lumber Guy / Captain Power / Chef Paul / Chef le Paul / Counter Clerk / Diner #1 / Diner Patron #2 / Gator Puppeteer / Grip #3 / Haggis-hacking Scot / Kitchen Apprentice / Knight / Lever Man, Super Hero / Leverman, Physics Superhero / Limo Driver / Male Diner Patron / Mikog / Mr. Bob Cratchit / Mr. Spock / Neighbor #2 / New Intern / Paul - Chili-tasting Volunteer / Paul - Field Op / Paul - Humble Apprentice / Paul - Toaster enthusiast / Paul - Unwitting Test Subject / Paul - Witless Assistant / Paul, Lowly Apprentice / Pie Shop Customer #2 / Self - Crew Member / Thomas Jefferson
Dungeon Master / Butcher / Announcer Voice-over / Batman / Benedict Arnold / Crusty River Pilot / Darren / Earl of Sandwich / French Cook #2 / Frenchman #3 / Grim Reaper / Infomercial Chef / Kazimierz Funk / Lance Niedermier / Lucky, The Freakish Fish Monger / Male Diner / Maître d' / Mel / Movie Usher / Nicholas Appert / Popcorn Vendor / Pretzel vendor / SOS - Safety Officer Sam / Store Clerk / Sylvester Graham / Tempura Monster / The Devil / Toulouse-Lautrec / Uncle Rudy / Uncle Sam
2nd Gator Puppeteer (in shadows) / Arab Trader / Bacterium / Battling Science-type #1 / Butcher / Cape Fear Club member #2 / Cooking Shopper #1 / Dionysus / Early Man / Emperor Vitellius / Ferdinand 'Pete' Petiot / French Cook #1 / Greek Athlete / Hiker Guy / John Chapman, aka Johnny Appleseed / Mexican Bartender / Milk Carton / Monster Victim / Mr. House, meat man / Mr. Van der Vrees / Nebuchadnezzar / Party Guest #2 / Pharmacy Customer #3 / Pickle Patron / Pie Shop Customer #1 / Pilgrim / Rum Server / Sauce Sampler #1 / Shallot Chef #2 / Shopper / Squire / Stage Manager / Supermarket Guy / Thanksgiving Diner #3 / Waiter #2 / Weight Lifter #1 / Young man on date
Sid the Agent / Cocoa Carl / Samuri Grocer / Santa / Waiter / Auntie Puddin' / Cajun Chef / Carl Neusblatt / Chef Charles Ranhofer / Cinna Man / Exorcist / Koko Karl / Major Pepper / Martin Moonstone III - Oyster Epicure / Ned / Nellie Melba / Rope Salesman / Russian Chef / Samurai TV Chef / Sid - Representant De Nourriture / Sid Maxburg, Agent to the Food Stars / Ulysses S. Grant
Government Agent / Male USDA Agent / Federal Agent #2 / Male FDA Agent / Down East Boy / FDA Agent #2 / Government Agent #1 / Jimmy - The Bookie / Key Grip / Male Government Agent / Man With Chicken / Mountain Climber / Security / Self - Key Grip / Thanksgiving Diner #2 / USDA Agent / USDA Agent #1 / USDA Agent #2 / USDA Inspector #2
Mad French Chef / Cousin Ray / The Mad Chef / Alien Elvis / Caveman / Cinnamon Harvester / Custard Lover / Dr. Emil Skarituth / E. Clement Hoss / Home Owner / Ice Cream Buyer / J. Wellington Whimpy / Jacque / Misc / Short Order Cook / The Frenchman / The Mad French Chef / Vinegar Maker
Doctor / Ronco / Self / 'Most Beautiful Leek' / Bad Colonel / Dr. Johnson / Dr. Szell, dentist / Dr. Totten, Medical Nutritionist / German Officer / Harry Baker / Prehistoric Man #2 / Renaldo / Thanksgiving Diner #1 / Thomas Jefferson / Welsh Soldier #3