Various / James Brown Jr. / Talkin' American Host / Airport controller / Bar Customer / Baseball Player / Bill Cosby / Billy Dee Williams / Black Michael Jackson / Eddie Murphy / El Diablo Negro / Friendly Neighborhood Person / Funeral Guest / G-Force / Harvey / Harvey Lachien / Jimmie Walker / Klumps / LL Cool J / Lawyer / Leon Quaid / Line-Up Guy #2 / Martin Luther King, Jr. / Mase / Security Guard / Self / Snoop Dogg / Spishak Commercial Dad / Tito Jackson / Tom / Uncle America / Walter Jr.
Various / Vancome Lady / Antonia / Diane Lawyer-Trabajo / Samantha Jones / Jill / Mother / Self / Allison / Barbara Walters / Birthday Mom / Brenda / Carmella Soprano / Charlie Brown / Charlotte / Cindy Carter as Cindi / Coffee Tour Guy / Darlene McBride / Dr. Wyzwohl / Eracist Player / Hayley Strow / Heather Locklear / Hillary Clinton / Jennifer Aniston / Judge / Julie McCoy / Lida / Literally-Judith / Lois Lane / Lorne's Mother / Lucy / Lucy Ricardo / Massager / Meg Ryan / Mia / Mindy Tikvah / Missy Simpson / Reporter / Sandy / Sarah Michelle Gellar as Buffy Summers / Wife / Witness #2
Various / Ms. Swan / Charlotte York / Sue Napersville / Miss Swan / Patsy Ramsey / Björk / Bunny Swan / Chelsea Clinton / Eracist Player Anne / Ethel Mertz / Ethel from 'I Love Lucy '98' / Funeral Guest / Heather / Joyce DeWitt as Mary Pippen / Judge / Karen / Kenny's Country Broasters Customer / Lisa Kushell's Mother / Meadow Soprano / Ms Swan / Ms. Swan, Mama Brightling / Natalie Merchant / Roadkill Lunchmeat Megapress Daughter / Rosie O'Donnell / Santa's Helper / Self / Spishak Cola Taster / Vera
Various / Kenny Rogers / Bill Clinton / Bartender / Juror / Talkin' American Host / Big John / Birthday Dad / Charlie Newall / Chris Finn / Detective / Elton John / Eracist Player Hugh / Fred Metz / Fred from 'I Love Lucy '98' / Guess Who's Coming to Dinner Dad / Hank Richardson / Hanson / Harris / Huge Jim Haden / Jerry Falwell / Johnny Burger / King / Larry Flynt / Line-Up Guy #1 / Lorne's Father / Man in Toilet / Michael Caine / Nick / Perry White / Peter Sanders as Timmy / Robert De Niro / Roger / Rui / Secret Service Agent Tommy / Senor Bag of Crap / Student / Tony Soprano / Vampire Umpire
Various / Julie Andrews / Christiane Amanpour / Ellen DeGeneres / Eloise / FOX News Anchor / Kathy Griffin / Lauren / Lucy / Maria Von Trapp / Susan Mayer
Various / UBS Guy Jaq / Michael Jackson / Chance Cumulus / Desperation Lee / Frank Dillon / Announcer / Astronaut / Bank Teller / Barry White / Bernard Shaw / Black Superhero Ebony Phantom / Bob / Burger Nation Customer / Chance Culumus / Chris Rock / Customs Agent / Dean / Eracist Player Steven / Gary Granville / Isaac Washington / Juror / Justin Thomas / Kalvin 'Mudflap' Clarke / Lawyer / Louis Farrakhan / Lowered Expectations Voice / Michael / Nat King Cole / Officer Brockman / Principal Colbert / Puff Daddy / Santa / Secret Service Agent in Speedos / Self - Special Guest / Sidney Poitier / Spike Lee / Spishak Cola Taster / TGI Saturdays Customer / Therapist / Tupac Shakur
Various / Detective / Michael Eisner / Stan the Coffee Guy / Arnold Schwarzenegger / Batman / Billy Bob Thornton / Christopher Walken / Craig / Dinosaur Dog / Dr. Adam Bricker / Dr. Rubinstein / Father / Freezing Man / Homeless / Howard Stern / Husband / James Brolin / Jason Smith / Jay Leno / Kellerman / Kenny's Country Broasters Customer / Kid / Larry / Man Shot with Metal Spike / Marilyn Manson / Nicholas Brendon as Xander Harris / Patti's Dad / Rich / Ricky Ricardo / Ricky from 'I Love Lucy '98' / Roadkill Lunchmeat Megapress Dad / Robber / Sergeant / Smuggler / Spishak Baby Blaster Salesman / Student / Vanilla Ice / Vino
Various / Miguel O'Reilly / Wanda Parker / Anthony Stewart Head as Rupert Giles / Bob Henderson / Bruce / Charlie Travers / Coroner / D.A. Arthur Straut / David Duchovny as Fox Mulder / El Asso Wipo / Gavin MacLeod as Captain Merrill Stubing / Hugh Downs / Jason / Jason Gould / John McDaniel / Juror / Larry / Leonard Grey / Lorne / Lowered Expectations Worker / No part / Officer Tameron / Robert / Rod Shaft / Secret Service Agent / Spishak Baby Blaster User / Titanic Happy Meal Dad / Vancome Leader
Bobby / Darren Farrell as Dad / Father / Home Owner / Juror / Lars Stockham / Man in Toilet / President / Senor Nino / Smuggler / Spishak Cola Advertiser / Various