John learns to face his fear of childbirth when he starts dating a doula. Meanwhile, at work, he is tasked with confronting Lou about his provocative on-camera behavior.

John's very Catholic parents pay him a visit, which means it's time to start lying about being a devout churchgoer. Meanwhile, Jane decides to go on "the pill" and must suffer the side effects, all to impress a guy.

When Jane starts dating a marine, John and Motif, feeling guilty for their lack of service, try to sign up for a USO Comedy Tour. Meanwhile, Lou recounts how war - and improv - are hell.

Motif gets "Carrie'd" away and relies on his three girlfriends for support when he learns that John and Jane will not add him to the apartment lease. Meanwhile Lou's audience plant demands a contract.

John regrets mixing home and work when Jane becomes Lou's personal trainer. Motif turns to Oscar for advice.

John is faced with a dilemma when he is asked to roast Lou; Oscar tries to show Jane how to be more ladylike.

John takes Lou's advice about trying to control his roommates. Meanwhile, Motif teaches Jane how to get her new cat to like her.

John tests his theories about teenagers on his girlfriend's 13-year-old daughter; Jane and Motif join Lou for lunch.

When the apartment gets infested with bed bugs, John and the gang secretly go to Lou's place, where Oscar's "treats" and Lou's early return lead to problems.