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Mixed or average reviews- based on 86 Ratings

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  • Summary: Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true.

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Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 2 out of 15
  2. Negative: 6 out of 15
  1. Apr 24, 2015
    77
    It is a small game, but it is so beautifully crazy that you find yourself goating more often than you want to admit.
  2. May 14, 2015
    75
    A big, dumb, gloriously fun joke, and one that's worth checking out when you're just in the mood to see stuff get blown up by one insane goat.
  3. May 21, 2015
    74
    Goat Simulator is a great time for the first few hours when you're seeing everything for the first time, but once you've seen everything, there's no reason to keep playing.
  4. May 7, 2015
    55
    It's still quite difficult to tell somebody to buy Goat Simulator. The game is funny but completely glitched. The atmosphere is nutty, but the soundtrack is atrocious. It's merely interesting but easy to play. Well, Goat Simulator is an oddity.
  5. Apr 23, 2015
    50
    Goat Simulator is an undoubtedly funny game with a very unusual concept. Unfortunately, the joke wears very thin very fast and the gamer is left with a broken game with no real goal.
  6. Apr 29, 2015
    40
    You'll love it or you'll hate it, but it won't go unnoticed. Full of bugs and completely unpolished, this is the same kind of crazy game that PC gamers enjoyed a few month ago.
  7. May 15, 2015
    25
    This feels like a waste of time, let alone money.

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Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 9 out of 24
  2. Negative: 6 out of 24
  1. Apr 20, 2015
    10
    Real goats are totally like this, I would recommend this game to anyone who has the want/need to be or own a goat. I'm an actual goat farmerReal goats are totally like this, I would recommend this game to anyone who has the want/need to be or own a goat. I'm an actual goat farmer and I approve this message. Expand
  2. May 6, 2015
    9
    I got this game to tide me over until the release of Wolfenstein the Old Blood and The Witcher 3 and thought it would be pretty stupid. TheI got this game to tide me over until the release of Wolfenstein the Old Blood and The Witcher 3 and thought it would be pretty stupid. The game is pretty stupid in a brilliant way. I had so much fun and could not stop playing. The music is hilarious and the game is just plain fun. I pre-ordered Wolfenstein but couldn't stop playing this when the Wolfenstein became available to play. It is crazy fun. I gave it a 9 because of the Flappy Goat mini game which really got my goat, pardon the pun, but overall not a bad way to spend $10, no regrets here. Expand
  3. Apr 29, 2015
    8
    It's a Tony Hawk game with goats!

    Hmm... How to rate this game? It's 10 bucks and I can say I got every penny worth out of it. In an xbox
    It's a Tony Hawk game with goats!

    Hmm... How to rate this game? It's 10 bucks and I can say I got every penny worth out of it. In an xbox one game library which is severely lacking, this is lots of fun. It's just refreshing to play something for the sheer joy of destruction, mayhem, and exploration.

    It has local 4 player which I have done and was ridiculously laugh out loud craziness! (I don't know about online)

    It has lots of easter eggs which keeps you playing.

    If you are looking for a break and want something mindless yet oh so satisfying it is well worth the price of admission. Kinda makes me want to invade GTA as a goat...
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  4. Oct 30, 2020
    6
    O jogo é divertido. Tem muito bugs, mas muitos. Mas chega a ser engraçado. Foi muito bom para caçar conquistas também.
  5. Jan 2, 2018
    5
    Hikaye = 0
    Oynanış = 5
    Grafikler = 5
    Sesler = 6
    Keyif = 8
    Atmosfer = 6
    Süre = 5
  6. May 22, 2015
    4
    Here is this game in a nutshell:
    1. Pay money for game.
    2. Fool around with game for a bit. 3. Realize that there is a VERY finite number
    Here is this game in a nutshell:
    1. Pay money for game.
    2. Fool around with game for a bit.
    3. Realize that there is a VERY finite number of things you can do.
    4. Realize that there is a VERY small environment in which to do those things.
    5. Decide to do a few crazy things in order to get the achievements (because there is nothing better to do with the "game"
    6. Become board with those crazy things.
    7. Quit game and actually decide to uninstall it from your hard drive.
    8. Kick yourself in the ASS for having spent your hard earned money on such a steaming pile of turd.
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  7. Jan 9, 2017
    0
    Oh un jeu indé ! un simulateur de chèvre, eh ben dis donc, j'en rêvais ! serait-ce pour aller avec les itérations annuelles du simulateur deOh un jeu indé ! un simulateur de chèvre, eh ben dis donc, j'en rêvais ! serait-ce pour aller avec les itérations annuelles du simulateur de pékor et de ses beaux tracteurs tout beaux tout neufs ? la chèvre fait bêêêh et fout le bordel en ville à la manière d'un Saints Row mais sans arme parce que la chèvre, c'est bio, c'est écolo et surtout, c'est frais !

    Le jeu d'ailleurs déborde de fraîcheur sur tous les étalages, elle saute, fait des sauts périlleux, renverse des camions... oh merde, attends, on a déjà vu ça dans les Saints Row 3 et 4 il me semble... en bien plus réussi, ouais ouais ouais. Mais sans chèvre. Par contre dans SR4, on pouvait jouer des chiottes et sauter bien plus haut. On avait même un godemiché géant (en option).

    Non, ce Goat n'est pas très frais et sent le poisson en fait. On s'y fait chier en moins d'une minute chrono, nouveau record du monde. C'est carrément du vol d'oser vendre une merde pareille qui ne fera rire éventuellement que les **** enfants et pas longtemps encore. Or, on sait que même les mômes de primaire préfèrent écraser des gens à GTA que jouer à saute-mouton avec une chèvre.

    Le plus dingue, c'est que ça tourne sur le moteur Unreal, autant dire de la confiture à un cochon... bien trop beau pour des branques qui ne savent évidemment pas l'utiliser : c'est moche et ça rame. Il ne reste plus qu'à désinstaller la biquette et cette arnaque caractérisée, ce foutage de gueule éhonté et pathétique !
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