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Release Date:
August 18, 2006
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312
Mixed:
54
Negative:
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Oct 15, 2006
Absolutely terrible. So bad that it's just really bad.
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Jan 5, 2007
If the internet didn't exist, this movie would be: Snakes on a Plane, an Alan Smithee film. Not campy enough to be fun, too boring to be scary.
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Oct 25, 2006
Absolutely horrible. Yes, I laughed... in disbelief. I had no idea a movie could sink so low until I saw Snakes on a Plane. But for making me laugh at all, I will award it a 1.
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Dec 28, 2006
Boring, pointless, and too long. I cant believe they release this garbage on cinema.
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Sep 10, 2010
One of the worst films I've ever seen in my life. I wish I could get the 40 minutes back that I wasted on this movie, before I just walked out of the theatre.
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Aug 28, 2006
totally worthless movie with no value whatsoever. i'd rather have spent the time answering work email. yes, it's that bad.
1 of 1 users found this helpful
Aug 20, 2006
VERY boring until 10 minutes before the end - as an afterthought - when the real Jules kicks in. Avoid.
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Aug 21, 2006
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Sep 1, 2006
Horrendous from start to finish. Not worthy of your time or hard earned money.
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Aug 20, 2006
Should have been name "Idiots in Movie Theatres". It's what's wrong with American film making. Samuel L Jackson must be laughing all the way to the bank and laughing at the idiots who bothered to rate this "C" movie!
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Aug 22, 2006
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Aug 23, 2006
So bad that it is impossible to believe the viewers positive scores given this trash was released? I have heard from a few that their opinions were not published. Makes one wonder it this site is on the up and up.
1 of 1 users found this helpful
Aug 18, 2006
This is NOT so bad it's good. It's just bad. Awful even. Stupid.
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Aug 24, 2006
Over hyped, totally dissapointed. Sam jackson is great but a terrible terrible movie. Not funny, and too long.
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Aug 20, 2006
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Oct 27, 2006
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Nov 6, 2006
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Feb 4, 2007
Funny movie, but cheezy at the same time.
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Jan 21, 2007
Watching this movie in theaters on opening night is unlike any experience I've ever had in my life. It was SOOOOOO much fun. Seriously, this film means a lot to me. 10/10
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Jan 27, 2007
This fits under the heading of
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Feb 12, 2007
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Aug 17, 2006
I dare anyone not to have fun at this movie.
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Jan 11, 2007
C'mon, it's Snizzakes on a Pizzay, damnit! That said, I remember seeing this. Not bad for a trashy piece o'crap action film, especially considering the pathetic plot.
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Apr 15, 2011
This movie was really good, frightening and a little bit funny. But it had a lot of flaws- Goddamn it I sound like a real critic. This was a freaking great movie
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Jan 24, 2013
It's a very entertaining movie, but it's very simple.
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Aug 20, 2006
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Aug 18, 2006
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Aug 18, 2006
Non stop greatness, partially great cause opening night, the whole crowd was so into it
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Aug 18, 2006
Best Motherf....ing movie, EVER!
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Aug 18, 2006
Much better than I thought it would... some truly funny moments.
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Aug 19, 2006
Any critics who say it sucks are just trying to be cool, and they need to try harder. This is some of the most fun I've had watching a movie in quite a long time.
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Aug 20, 2006
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Sep 18, 2006
While its story and premise is really weak, the jokes(if only 5 of them) and Samuel Jackson's great acting were really REALLY entertaining. Snakes on a Plane is the best way to spend a night with your friends.
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Sep 3, 2006
Having read about the hooting, clapping audiences, we tried it for ourselves. I agree with David A.; "guilty pleasure" it is! Relax and have fun! We laughed and clapped. I will be purchasing the DVD!!
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Oct 15, 2006
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Oct 2, 2006
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Oct 7, 2006
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Aug 17, 2006
Hell yes!
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Aug 17, 2006
Probably the best movie of the summer. Its greatness comes with its subtleties. This character driven drama shows how we all have horrible snakes inside of us.
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Aug 18, 2006
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Aug 18, 2006
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Aug 18, 2006
One of the best theater experiences I've ever had. It really helps to go in a packed theater so see this film while its hot and don't be afraid to yell "SNAKES ON A PLANE!" once in a while, good times.
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Aug 18, 2006
One note, I'm never using the airplane lavatory ever! Sam was the man and that's all that anyone can ask for!
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Aug 18, 2006
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Aug 18, 2006
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Aug 18, 2006
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Aug 18, 2006
Put simply, this movie was exactly what i wanted it to be.
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Aug 18, 2006
It's amazing what a man can do with one hand. greatest motion picture ever made
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Aug 18, 2006
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Aug 18, 2006
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Aug 18, 2006
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Aug 18, 2006
Taken seriously, it is one of the worst films ever made, but it is also one of the funniest. You will enjoy this if you go with a crowd that gets the movie for what it is: A b-movie that makes fun of itself and the genre.
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Aug 18, 2006
Snakes are serious business. So are planes. Sam Jackson understands this. Therefore, when snakes cause trouble aboard his plane, you best watch out.
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Aug 19, 2006
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Aug 19, 2006
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Aug 19, 2006
Far exceeded even my high expectations. I haven't laughed and screamed so much in years. Everyone with a sense of humor must see this movie.
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Aug 19, 2006
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Aug 21, 2006
Outstanding movie-going experience. Clearly not the manifestation of poetic genius, but this is a movie you have to get out and see in the next two weeks while the crowds are rowdy. Easily the best time I've had at the movies.
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Aug 20, 2006
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Aug 20, 2006
Forget the snakes, it's Samuel L Jackson on a plane. He carries this movie from being merely entertaining to being iconically good.
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Aug 20, 2006
This is the best movie i have seen all year. This might be sthe best movie of all time. The way the audience participation with the movie just makes it more fun. It is so fun to watch. Of course it is it's Snakes on a Plane!!!
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Aug 22, 2006
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Aug 23, 2006
Pure genius, the best and worst film of all time similtaneously. Can never get tired of these ----- snakes on a ------ plane
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Aug 20, 2006
Really, your enjoyment level while watching this film rests partly on the audience, a necessary participant. The well-timed hissing behind us as well as in front of us had me in hysterics.
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Aug 27, 2006
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Sep 21, 2006
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Aug 17, 2006
snakes! plane! promise kept. thanks.
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Aug 17, 2006
If only the rating system went to infinty...
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Aug 17, 2006
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Aug 17, 2006
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Aug 17, 2006
Best movie ever.
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Aug 18, 2006
One of the best Dark Comidies ever made.
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Aug 18, 2006
GREAT movie! one of the best worst movies of all time. The hype, that doz guy gettign the tattoo..the movie itself was a riot!!!
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Aug 18, 2006
There were snakes, and there was this plane. Ssssss! Ssss! Aaaa! Aaaa!
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Aug 18, 2006
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Aug 18, 2006
I thought it would be fun, but it was much more. I wish all bad movies were this good.
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Aug 18, 2006
Snakes on the screen, puke on the seat next to me, and I still had an amazing time. You do the math.
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Aug 18, 2006
It's no work of art but so what, it doesn't try to be. Best time I've had in at a movie in awhile. Have some fun and check it out.
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Aug 18, 2006
Honestly, I didn't expect much. Damn I was wrong. Trust Sammy L Jackson.
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Aug 18, 2006
I haven't laughed that hard at a bad movie in a long time!!!! Very entertaining
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Aug 18, 2006
You will Laugh, You will Scream, You will HISS! Snakes on a Plane delivers with everything it promised it would... "MotherF-ing Snakes on a MotherF-ing Plane!"
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Aug 18, 2006
This is the best time I've had at the movies ever. It is an experience. As a parody, it worked wondrous magic over me and the entire audience I saw it with.
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Aug 18, 2006
It might have helped that the theater was packed, and the audience was clapping along to the opening music and cheering for both Sam J and the snakes, but I had a great time.
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Aug 18, 2006
It turned out to be exactly what I had expected for a movie about snakes on a plane vs. sam jackson. Fantastic!
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Aug 18, 2006
Go see it. Really. It's better than you would expect...a perfect end to the summer movie season.
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Aug 18, 2006
This isn't Citizen Kane, nor was it intended to be. It was hysterical and the audience reaction was awesome. I can't recall ever having so much fun at a movie.
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Aug 18, 2006
Perhaps the most upbeat film of the summer. It's hard not to have fun--there were many moments of spontaneous applause in my showing.
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Aug 18, 2006
I've never been so entertained by such a bad film.
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Aug 18, 2006
Easily the most fun in a theatre. Ever. Someone said this was the perfect movie to end the summer. I am in total agreement. I really hope this movie does well, it absolutely deserves it.
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Aug 18, 2006
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Aug 19, 2006
What did you expect? Anyone who expected this movie to be a truly good movie must be out of there mind. It's so bad, it's good, and they knew that when they made it.
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Aug 19, 2006
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Aug 19, 2006
The snakes are symbolic of current difficulties being experienced in the air today. Like Sma J said " I am tired of these mother f....ing snakes on this mother f........ing plane."
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Aug 19, 2006
Cons - plot, script, cast, acting, directing Pros - less than 2hrs long I was bored through most of the movie. Only laughed couple times. I felt like I was sitting through a plane ride waiting to get off. Yawn!
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Aug 19, 2006
You get what you paid for and it kicks ass.
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Aug 19, 2006
Definitely the most fun I've had going to the theater this summer.
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Aug 19, 2006
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