Doug
Actor (as Phillip 'Phil' Funnie, Lamar Bone, William 'Willie' White, Assistant Principal Lamar Bone, Chalky Studebaker, Phil Funnie, Willie White, Bubba, Joe Sweeney, Monroe, Mr. Bluff, Mr. Phil Funnie, Mr. Phil Funnie, Assistant Principal Lamar Bone, Mr. William 'Bill' Bluff III, Mr. William 'Bill' Bluff III, Philip Funnie)