Sure, we've played this sort of game before - Burnout, Twisted Metal, Full Auto, etc. - but could you actually leap from car to car in slow-motion in those games? Answer: No, you couldn't.

The bone-rattling density of Black's combat makes the nine levels feel like tours of duty with the grizzliest mercenary squads the world has ever seen.

This rock-solid baseball sim features improved hitting and pitching mechanics, and addictive-as-Red Bull mini-games.

The bone-rattling density of Black's combat makes the nine levels feel like tours of duty with the grizzliest mercenary squads the world has ever seen.

The best boxing game in the business keeps getting better.

The best boxing game in the business keeps getting better.

The best boxing game in the business keeps getting better.

The disc doesn't do anything that every other third-person action game on the market does better.

Game play is like "Jet Grind Radio," minus the roller skates. Worse still, the game's camera wheels around like Flava Flav after quaffing too much Dom P.

"Burnout" meets "Twisted Metal" in the very first Xbox 360 game worth owning.

Game play is like "Jet Grind Radio," minus the roller skates. Worse still, the game's camera wheels around like Flava Flav after quaffing too much Dom P.

Game play is like "Jet Grind Radio," minus the roller skates. Worse still, the game's camera wheels around like Flava Flav after quaffing too much Dom P.

EA spruced up this year's installment with off-load tackling, aka, you can now pass as you're being driven into the mud.

The tackles in the game—some of which can literally send players flying into the bleachers—are the most vertebrae-jangling hits we've seen this side of a roller derby.

The series' trademark superb gameplay is, as usual, on point. And this year, you can actually take your football team online.

The tackles in the game-some of which can literally send players flying into the bleachers-are the most vertebrae-jangling hits we've seen this side of a roller derby.

Cleaning in a video game is even less fun than cleaning in real life. Only a masochist would find this charming. And recharging little Chibi every five fucking minutes sucks harder than our Dirt Devil.

Your average cellphone game is more fun than any of these so-called "events."

Your average cellphone game is more fun than any of these so-called "events."

The game's kinder, gentler learning curve means that you'll actually get to kick some ass this time around. In addition to new bosses and game modes, the special edition also lets you play as Vergil, Dante's less tight-lipped and far more fashionable bro.

Your average cellphone game is more fun than any of these so-called "events."

Don't let this game's boring name or boring content fool you. This is one of the best golf games out there.

The baseball action, even sans the MLB license (it belongs to 2K Sports, now), is still the best in the business.

Making cardboard cutouts of samurais and taping them to your TV screen is more fun than playing this game. Try it. You'll see.

The baseball action, even sans the MLB license (it belongs to 2K Sports, now), is still the best in the business.

Sneaking up on unsuspecting monkeys, cracking them in the head with your stun club, then scooping them up in your net, we confess, is still as much fun as drinking six happy hour-priced banana daiquiris.

Pretentious bullsh.t. Playing with tiny, microscopic things. Paying $35 for a game that's suckier than the free games that came with your cellphone.

The legs are long, the sex is gratuitous, and the violence is very, very violent. DOA 4 is definitely firing on all pistons. Still, for a series with the word "alive" on the box cover, these characters all seem kind of plastic, hollow, heartless, and downright bloodless.