Jimmy / Sammy / Ted / Acid Guy / Astronaut #1 / Daycare Lady / Documentary Narrator / Drive Thru Guy / Ernest / French Chef / Freshy's Shopper / Grocery Store Man / Houston #2 / Human Actor Priest / Lutsky / Model Scout / Old Frenchman / Principal / Radio Announcer #2 / Sammy's Dad / Young Frenchman / Young Sammy
Dave / Alien Actor Jeff / Brad / Bully / Chandler / Clerk / Comedy Club Manager / Douche / Goon #2 / Goon #3 / Hipster Alien / Secret Service Guy #1 / Steve
Chet / Alien Businessman / Alien Waiter / Azurian Talk Show Host / George / Gloomy Little Boy / Hipster Alien Boy / Little Boy / Office Man / Stoned Azurian Skater #1 / Znags / Znarx / Znorlax