Louie goes on a date as well as a field trip with his daughters. Both go badly.

Louie and his friends have a discussion about homosexuality with a gay friend during a poker game. After Louie's divorce is finalized, he looks up a woman he had a "moment" with back in school.

Louie goes to the doctor and argues with an old friend.

Louie's age is an advantage and he sets up a play date.

Louie goes on a trip. Louie plays the South.

Louie reluctantly acts in a movie.

Louie's brother comes to him with an odd request related to his date, and Louie's mom comes to tell him that she is a lesbian.

While the kids are away, Louie eats a lot of ice cream, gets high with a neighbor, and rescues an old dog from the pound.

Louie tries to overcome his fear of dentists, and tries to get a date with an African American grocery cashier.

Louie recalls a traumatic lesson from Catholic school about Jesus dying for his sins.

Louie fantasizes about a TV news anchor, and winds up in the hospital after working out with his new personal trainer.

Louie goes out for the night.