Ned seeks his first kiss from Suzie Crabgrass./Ned, Moze, and Cookie try out different electives so they can finally get a class together and get and easy "A."

Ned becomes school mascot Wolfie so he can miss class./ Ned tries to stop a kid who's taking "one-bite" of everyone's lunch.

Ned tries to stop Missy's Declassified School Survival Manual Club./Ned and Cookie team up to make the ultimate video project.

Ned and Gordy caper to swipe Sweeney's "Golden Notebook."/Ned starts a math study group with the smartest kids in class.

Ned, Cookie, and Moze become prime suspects in an electric sander incident./Ned and Moze try to come up with tips to beat the Monday blues.

Unhappy with his body, Ned sets out to get stronger./Moze bets Ned 'the usual' that he'll never beat his procrastination problem and finish a big social studies project on time.

When Upperclassman Ned offers to give a Polk tour to an incoming 5th grader, he gets assigned wild-child Palmer Noid. Cookie and Gordy try to swipe and set Mr. Sweeney's lab frog free.

Ned is dared to ask super popular Missy Meeney out on a date. Moze is dared to wear a pretty dress for 24 hours.The gang tries to create new tips to conquer their bad habits.

Ned helps his favorite elementary sub, Mr. Wiener "connect" with middle school kids. Cookie poses as a sixth grade substitute teacher. Moze discovers she's part bad-girl and behaves badly to the new science sub.

Ned gives tips on the best way to send a Valentine's Day card, and then messes up big time sending one to Suzie.The Polk weasel gets tangled up in Cookie's new Hallway Cam and captures everyone doing embarrassing things.

Tired of everyone having a cool nickname but him, Ned tries to create a nickname and get it to stick/Ned and Moze team up to help the Oboe Twins break out of their super shyness.

Ned, Cookie, and Gordy team up to fool the king of April Fooling: Vice Principal Crubbs. /When a dog actually eats Ned's homework, nobody believes his excuse.

Ned and all the boys compete against Moze and all girls in a super soaking Polk fundraiser and the winner decides how the money will be spent./Ned and Cookie see Loomer kissing Missy but are warned not to tell Suzie.

Ned gets in an all out battle with Martin Qwerly for Spirit Week King. /Ned and Moze get tickets from Missy's newly formed fashion police. Cookie creates a uni-sex school uniform that will end fashion as we know it.

Ned tries to win "Best Smile" in order to be next to Suzie Crabgrass in the yearbook forever./Vice Principal Crubbs wants Ned to pursue a career in education, but Ned wants to be anything but.

Ned, with Moze's help, tries to disprove Sweeney's scientific theory that Ned can never win a ribbon. / While Ned actually uses study hall to "study" for an important test, Cookie tries to sneak out to meet Vanessa.

Ned and Cookie try to survive the boredom and tedium of learning an instrument in Music Instruction class while Moze gets Mozart music stuck in her head and can't get it out.

Ned tries to become a top notch student to get into the 8th Grade. Unless Ned can find a good tutor, he will go to Summer School.