Description: Myles Barlow is a critic who reviews everyday life experiences, following suggestions from viewers. Barlow reviews real-life experiences such as being a murderer, a drug-mule, the rush of pleasure as he pays for sex and the bleakness of living on the streets. Each experience his given a star rating, dependent on the level of satisfaction he derives from the experience. Regular segments include "Letter of the Week" along with a summary of the show at the beginning and highlights of the next episode which don't actually reflect the actual episode contents. Myles uses often unnecessarily complex metaphors to conclude each segment, choosing an abstract notion or object, then comparing his experience to it.