Jay Sherman / Woody Allen / Jon Lovitz / Michael Dukakis / Babbling Brook / Goblin of Griffindor / Harvey Fierstein / Herb Wrathberg / Look-a-like contest winner / Man with moustache / Rabbi
Jeremy Hawke / Various Characters / Additional Voices / Shakleford / Other Characters / Principal Mangosuthu / Orson Welles / Anthony Hopkins / Arnold Schwarzenegger / Chuck Noland / Hannibal Lecter / Jar Jar Binks / Judge / Mel Gibson / Pikachu / ShakleApe / The Pope