Sex with **** es una obra maestra, lo jugue con mi primo de dos años, completamos todos los niveles, matamos a los jefes secretos y logramos platinar el juego con mucho sudor y esfuerzo
Es el mejor juego de la historia llevo jugando juegos toda mi vida y este juego en concreto la ha cambiado, este juego se merecía el Goty, desde que salió lo llevo jugando todos los días 24/7, Ya no voy a la universidad este juego es mi vida además de que siempre que lo juego lo juego con una mano, además de ser un esplendido juego tiene unos gráficos de ultima generación, me tuve que comprar la mejor tarjeta grafica del mercado para jugar a este juegazo. Gracias por crear este juego maravilloso.
Sex with **** is my favorite game of the 21st century, all the other centuries can **** my ass, (Just like I do to ****) so what makes Sex with **** the best possible game to graze the surface of steam you are asking? Well my friend its the fact that I can **** my favorite Austrian maniac Adolf ****, leader of the **** party 1933 - 1945. When **** was born back in 1889 in an small Austro-Hungarian home, the world knew he was special. Especially because he was the off spring of Alois **** and Klara ****, who were cousins, they ****ed each other. That's how sex works you big fat baby poo poo pants. Anyways when he was born he was Klara's favorite child because most of the other children died due to health problems caused by the inbreeding. Adolf did have an older brother, Gustav ****, who was abused by Alois. Alois made Gustav do all the work in their ****ing town and one day had enough of it and ran away. Luckily it didn't affect Adolf that much because he never liked Gustav really at all. Anyways Alois made poor poor Adolf do all the work that Gustav did and Alois took out all of his anger on Adolf because why not. This ruined Adolf's relationship with his dad but increased his relationship with his mom. One day is little brother died. That's so sad, I am sobbing right now at his loss. Adolf became a depressed emo kid after that. He started failing classes, sitting alone for hours, talking to the invisible tree people and plotting a way to invade the Soviet Union. That was possibly the weirdest part because the Soviet Union was like 25 years after all this stuff, **** didn't even know what communism was yet. Anyways a couple of years later his mom died and that was even sadder because his mom was actually really nice. I also forgot to say that Alois loved the Austro-Hungarian Empire and so Adolf loved the German Empire just to spite his dad. Anyways Adolf went to school in Germany where he got made fun of for his Austrian accent and so he ****ing killed his bullies. Later on he would take art class and he uhh.. He failed!? BRO HOW DID HE FAIL HIS ART LOOKS SO ****ING GOOD! This teacher just had a bias against Adolf and as a result killed 16,000,000 Jewish people later on in the 20th century. ****ing jerk. Anyways Adolf became homeless and sad but then some wacky thing happened, a Serbian killed Archduke Franz Ferdinand of the Austro-Hungarian Empire! The Austrian leader got really mad and so he declared war on Serbia, Serbia is allies with the Russian Empire and so Russia declared war on the Austro-Hungarian Empire, France is allies with the Russian Empire and so France declared war on the Austro-Hungarian Empire, the German Empire was allies with the Austro-Hungarian Empire and so Germany declared war on all three of the allies. So now we got this big ass war going on in the Balkans, Germany and Austria are called the central powers and Serbia, Russia, and France are called the allied powers. Adolf was enlisted into the German army as he was a German citizen and he said that it was the time of his life, he loved WWI and was probably leaping with glee whenever he got to charge across no mans land to gain 5 meters of land on the western front. Later on after the invasion of neutral countries in Europe, Great Britain decided to join in on the allied powers and fight against the Germans in France. Adolf was pissed at this and so he blew up. He was taken to a hospital where sometime during that, Germany sunk a U.S. ship and sent a letter to Mexico asking them to invade America. The United States of America joined the allied forces. Adolf became even more pissed. Good news though for ****, the Russian Empire was experiencing a revolution within the country and ran well Tsar Nicholas II was over thrown by the Russian Communist party and immediately they backed out of the war. Bad news again, Austria **** at fighting. WWI eventually ended with a super duper really actually ****ed up treaty against Germany when they didn't even start the war and so the German people got mad. Germany later made a secret service agency that Adolf soon joined and quickly became a nationalist and established the **** party. Some boring politics later and we get to the good stuff. **** invades Poland and that's where this game takes place. That is really all the back story you need on this game so just know, **** is not a fan of abuse so don't try that kinky **** **** does not like feet so don't even try a foot job or else he will make you take a "shower", **** is a vegetarian so no blow jobs because he will not eat your meat. That's about it I believe, he is still trying to plan an invasion of Czechoslovakia during the events of the game so just note that while you are ****ing him he will be consulting with his military advisors and they are in the room because zoom was not founded in the 1930s. I hope you like audiences.
La mejor novela visual de esta década como mínimo.
Hay veces que me pongo a pensar "los videojuegos son un arte?" y ahí es donde salen este tipo de juegos. Una obra que esta dispuesta a salirse de esas casillas establecidas por una industria que hoy en día carece de creatividad. Pero en es mismo momento cuando aparecen juegos distintos que cambian lo establecido. Eso es "Sex with ****".
Personificamos a ****, pero no el mismo dictador que vemos en la mayoría de juegos, sino que un dictador debilitado dispuesto a aliarse con el enemigo para sobrevivir. Enemigo perfectamente construido con una trama que roza la magnificencia debido a su personalidad. Y es así con todos los personajes que te vas encontrando en esta aventura ****, la cual reboza de emoción y tensión en ciertos puntos. Para disfrutar de esto les recomiendo desactivar las escenas de sexo en las opciones, no solo para no perder la inmersión en la historia si no que también es una disonancia ludo narrativa ya que son escenas de sexo sin ningún tipo de contexto en la trama. Lo cual es una medida maravillosa de parte del director del juego para ocultar tal obra de arte solo a los más capacitados para entenderla.
De todas maneras no esta exenta de errores ya que el gameplay flaquea en varios momentos. Sin embargo, cuando se trata de narrar a través del el mismo, lo hace de forma excepcional. También el diseño de nivel destaca aunque se queda empañada al lado del gunplay que como juegazos como doom se logra sentir gracias a los efectos.
Si me tengo que sentir obligado a poner una nota seria un "me ha cambiado la vida/10" sin embargo no considero que este tipo de juegos merezcan ser juzgados por una nota. Seria como ponerle un nota a "La Gioconda" o a "Don Quijote" el arte no se califica y este juego es arte puro y maravilloso.
En definitiva... no lo recomiendo. Porque pocos serán capaces de disfrutar, admirar y entender una obra de arte tan deslumbrante.
AT LEAST they tried something, you know? It's a very low polished gameplay with guns, some are completely garbage to a point where it kills the pace (Sturmgewehr-44), apart from that, the scenes aren't even scenes, they are just images with an sliding effect.
SummarySex With Hitler is a unique blend of visual novel and top-down shooter.
Fuhrer is the protagonist of the story, He lost everything and now he's looking for a new life.
Along with him, you will fight in the fields of World War II and meet five unique heroines, among whom you will find both friends and enemies.
War-shattered Berlin has ...