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  • Summary: The year is 1994 and it is the future.

    NO THING is a minimalistic surreal action game set in a totalitarian regime of future. Tells the story of an office clerk who is sent with an important message to the Queen of Ice. NO THING Features: -radical gameplay -migraine inducing -weird
    The year is 1994 and it is the future.

    NO THING is a minimalistic surreal action game set in a totalitarian regime of future.

    Tells the story of an office clerk who is sent with an important message to the Queen of Ice.

    NO THING Features:
    -radical gameplay
    -migraine inducing
    -weird storyline
    -retro surrealistic full 3D graphic
    -full voiceover and speech synthesis
    -chiptune sounds
    -original cold wave music
    -simple controls
    -easy to play, very hard to master
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  1. Apr 25, 2018
    60
    NO THING is a great value game with some cool visuals, and it has challenging, entrancing gameplay that will give you that classic sense of achievement when you finish a level. Unfortunately, the sense of achievement for me was 'thank god I don't have to play that ever again'.
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  1. Positive: 11 out of 16
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  1. Mar 22, 2018
    10
    Changed my life. LSD trip out of 10.
    Consider it’s your meditation course, use LZ and RZ, fly rather then walk.
  2. May 7, 2018
    10
    The closest you ever come to playing Polybius, if this isn't a direct port after all. Hooked!!!
  3. Mar 28, 2018
    9
    This game is the value menu of games. Super cheap but does the job. The idea of the game is super simple, you follow a path, if you fall ofThis game is the value menu of games. Super cheap but does the job. The idea of the game is super simple, you follow a path, if you fall of the path you die, you can only make 90 degree turns and every time you make a turn you speed up a little(or something to that effect). The game has a kind of interesting soundtrack and a weird robotic voice that provides distracting and kind of entertaining dialogue. Expand
  4. Jun 4, 2019
    8
    A lovely anti utopia. Despite the simplicity both graphics and sound project a strong atmosphere which makes the narrative plausible. I wasA lovely anti utopia. Despite the simplicity both graphics and sound project a strong atmosphere which makes the narrative plausible. I was surprised how a simple-made game like this could be so entrancing. Couldn’t rest until I completed the game. Expand
  5. Nov 1, 2018
    8
    Well worth the price for the amount of replay value. Great for getting a fix when you want to play something but don't have a lot of time toWell worth the price for the amount of replay value. Great for getting a fix when you want to play something but don't have a lot of time to spend. Lo-fi psychedelic visuals are enjoyable. Expand
  6. Jun 17, 2019
    7
    This game is basically old school snake but on drugs. The only controls are left and right turns. The graphics are sort of "glitch art" style.This game is basically old school snake but on drugs. The only controls are left and right turns. The graphics are sort of "glitch art" style. I was going to give this game a 6 based on simplicity and lack of replay, maybe a 7 because it's also cheap, but i personally love the soundtrack so I'll bump it up to a definite 7 for that. Watch any demo of this, if you like the graphics or music it won't be any money wasted.

    My biggest complaint is that the levels seem to be about twice as long as they need to be. It makes it end up feeling very tedious replaying a level over and over to get to the next. I'd rather have more and shorter levels so that it feels less "grindy" if you're having a hard time, and I think that would also add to the replay value.
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  7. Dec 13, 2018
    1
    Perfectly pointless and uninteresting, I don't get why they made this game that way.

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