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Cast & Crew
Directed By
- Kevin Smith
- Director
Written By
- Kevin Smith
- written by
Cast
- Brian O'Halloran
- Dante
- Jeff Anderson
- Randal
- Vincent Pereira
- Hot Goalie
- Mike Zapcic
- Hockey Player
- Bryan Johnson
- Hockey Player
- Walter Flanagan
- Hockey Player / Egg Man
- Ming Chen
- Hockey Player
- Ernest O'Donnell
- Hockey Player / Rick Derris
- Michael Belicose
- Hockey Player / In a Row Guy
- Jason Mewes
- Jay
- Kevin Smith
- Silent Bob
- Yassir Lester
- RST Customer
- Trevor Fehrman
- Elias
- Gail Stanley
- Elias' Mom
- Byron Stanley
- Elias' Dad
- Austin Zajur
- Blockchain Coltrane
- Jordan Monsanto
- Cereal Mom
- Logan Mewes
- Cereal Kid
- Kevin O'Donnell
- ER Bleeder 1
- Amy Sedaris
- Doctor Ladenheim
- Phallon Adriana
- ER Nurse
- Justin Long
- Shaving Nurse
- Rajiv Thapar
- Anesthesiologist
- Diana Devlin
- Waiting Room Lady
- Rosario Dawson
- Becky
- Brian Quinn
- Auditioner 1
- Sarah Michelle Gellar
- Auditioner 2
- Fred Armisen
- Auditioner 3
- Melissa Benoist
- Auditioner 4
- Danny Trejo
- Auditioner 5
- James Murray
- Auditioner 6
- Sal Vulcano
- Auditioner 7
- Donnell Rawlings
- Auditioner 8
- Chris Wood
- Auditioner 9
- Joe Gatto
- Auditioner 10
- Ben Affleck
- Auditioner 11
- Ralph Garman
- Auditioner 12
- Ethan Suplee
- Auditioner 13
- Scott Mosier
- Auditioner 14
- Freddie Prinze Jr.
- Auditioner 15
- Anthony Michael Hall
- Auditioner 16
- Jake Richardson
- Auditioner 17
- Grace Smith
- Auditioner 18
- Bobby Moynihan
- Auditioner 19
- Marilyn Ghigliotti
- Veronica
- Nicholas Brown
- Car Sex Selfie Snapper
- Sara Belicose
- In a Row Guy's Kid
- Robert Hawk
- Pringles Guy
- Joe Bagnole
- Cat Customer
- Uncle Wayne
- 'Look at This Fucking Guy'
- Scott Purcell
- Door Puller
- Betsy Broussard
- Dental School Renter
- Virginia Smith
- Caged Animal Masturbator
- Frances Cresci
- Smoking Girl
- John Willyung
- Cohee 'Killer' Lundin
- Donna Jeanne
- Ruse Lady
- Thomas Burke
- Thomas the Roofer
- Thomas Burke Jr.
- Son of Thomas the Roofer
- Scott Schiaffo
- Chewlies Gum Rep
- Kimberly Gharbi
- Heather Jones
- Christian Cordes
- True Believer
- Kate Micucci
- Mooby
- Derek Berry
- Mooby Manager
- Nate Gonzales
- Mooby's Minion
- AnnaMarie Brown
- Little Lisa
- Michelle Buteau
- Little Lisa's Mom
- Marc Bernardin
- Little Lisa's Dad
- Liz Priestley
- Night Nurse
- Anthony Perry
- Doctor Mayor
- Mike Vezza
- ER Bleeder 2
- Shane Kalman
- Priest
- Harley Quinn Smith
- Milly
- Nicholas Joseph Binckes
- Frustrated Customer
- Joseph Digennaro
- Frustrated Customer
- James McDonald
- Frustrated Customer
- Cindy Sue Miller
- Frustrated Customer
- Micah Miller Greenberg
- Frustrated Customer
- Shannon Scheffling
- Frustrated Customer
- Jeremy Wein
- Frustrated Customer
- Bethany Aline
- Hospital Staff
- Julian Babel
- Hospital Staff
- Malcolm Baldwin
- Hospital Staff
- Christine Weiss Beidel
- Hospital Staff
- Tara Berson
- Hospital Staff
- Zhavier Bonds
- Hospital Staff
- Kimberly Carter
- Hospital Staff
- Helen Chong
- Hospital Staff
- Gregory Chwatko
- Hospital Staff
- Frank Citara
- Hospital Staff
- Chris J. Cullen
- Hospital Staff
- Claire Davis
- Hospital Staff
- Diamandi Devereaux
- Hospital Staff
- Carol Driscoll
- Hospital Staff
- Susan Evans
- Hospital Staff
- Dave Ferrier
- Hospital Staff
- Denise Fowler
- Hospital Staff
- Latisha M Hall
- Hospital Staff
- Lisa Hampton
- Hospital Staff
- Thomas Michael Harding
- Hospital Staff
Produced By
- Jeff Anderson
- executive producer
- Chelsey Cole
- associate producer
- Liz Destro
- producer
- David Gendron
- executive producer
- Matthew Helderman
- executive producer
- Amy Jarvela
- executive producer
- Ali Jazayeri
- executive producer
- Daniel McGilvray
- executive producer
- Jordan Monsanto
- producer
- Ernest O'Donnell
- associate producer
- Brian O'Halloran
- executive producer
- Jennifer Schwalbach Smith
- associate producer
- Luke Taylor
- executive producer
Music
- James L. Venable
- Composer
Cinematography
- Learan Kahanov
- director of photography
Sound
- Roberto Dominguez Alegria
- foley recordist
- Richard Baldomero
- sound utility
- Dan Bricker
- production sound mixer
- Vincent Deng
- foley artist
- Ugo Derouard
- supervising sound editor
- Zoe Estes
- studio assistant
- Justin M. Green
- sound effect editor
- Adam Kopald
- sound effect editor
- Eric Med Lagacé
- foley recordist
- Tony Lamberti
- re-recording mixer
- Simon Meilleur
- foley artist
- Mehrnaz Mohabati
- adr engineer
- Finn Pfeffer
- boom operator
- Dennis Rainaldi
- sound mixer
- Christopher T. Welch
- dialogue editor
Editing
Production Design
Art Direction
- Luke Green
- Art Director
Set Design
Costumes
Makeup
- Hailei Call
- key hairstylist
- Valerie Carney
- makeup artist
- Sasha Grossman
- key makeup artist
- Angie Johnson
- hair department head
- Fiona Mifsud
- makeup department head
- Elite Engel
- additional makeup artist
- Kim Shriver
- hair stylist
Visual Effects
- Jacob Abrams
- compositor: Encore FX
- Jamie Baxter
- compositor: Encore FX
- Seth Brower
- compositor: Encore FX
- Sarah Canale
- compositor: Encore FX
- Mario Cardona
- animation: Encore FX
- Jerry Chalupnik
- cg: Encore FX
- Michael Colburn
- compositor: Encore FX
- Samuel Cornwell
- visual effects producer: Encore FX
- Matt Donnan
- compositor: Encore FX
- Ristra Fajarwaty
- compositor: Encore FX
- Alen Ghazarian
- compositor: Encore FX
- Chris Grocock
- compositing supervisor: Encore FX
- Joy Hampton
- assistant: Mr. Kevorkian, Encore FX
- Christopher Hopkins
- compositor: Encore FX
- Armen V. Kevorkian
- visual effects supervisor: Encore FX
- Tanya Kevorkian
- visual effects coordinator: Encore FX
- Maria Markarian
- production manager: Encore FX
- Christopher McCabe
- rigging: Encore FX
- Daniel Molina
- compositor: Encore FX
- Greg Morgan
- editorial: Encore FX / io: Encore FX
- Patrick Ottinger
- qc lead: Encore FX
- Cindy Perez
- compositor: Encore FX
- Sam Perez
- cg: Encore FX
- Michael Ramirez
- tracking: Encore FX
- Sean Rubenstein
- rigging: Encore FX
- Bhavana Banavadi Suryanarayanachari
- compositor: Encore FX
- Allen Tracy
- editorial: Encore FX / io: Encore FX
- Michael Scott
- tracking
Assistant Director
- Steven Bruno
- second second assistant director
- Alex Conway
- second second assistant director
- Shane Kalman
- first assistant director
- Hannah Sheinkopf
- second assistant director
Production Management
- Amy Jarvela
- unit production manager
- Jason Pinardo
- production supervisor
Art Department
- Nicholas Joseph Binckes
- on-set dresser
- Kyra Boselli
- art department coordinator
- Thorstein Foss
- on-set prop master
- Nate Gonzales
- artist: t-shirt
- Tommy Janulis
- property master
- James McDonald
- on-set dresser
- Daniel Melchiorre
- leadman
- Zach Miller
- art department assistant
- Monica Palmer
- graphic designer
- Justin Papp
- set dress foreman
- Christopher Paquette
- construction coordinator
- Brendan Pinckney
- construction grip
- John Polster
- set dresser
- John Posca
- carpenter: carpenter 1
- Danny Rossi
- assistant prop master
- RosaMaria Sasso
- assistant prop master
- Jeremy Simser
- storyboards by
- John Sprenglemeyer
- artist: t-shirt
- Roland Trafton
- prop assistant
- Brian Tubbs
- charge scenic
- Peter Tupitza
- camera scenic
- Jennifer Walsh
- set dresser
- Victor Wolf
- carpenter: carpenter 2
Stunts
- Frank Alfano
- stunts
- Chris Colombo
- stunt coordinator
- Steve Rizzo
- stunts
- Manny Siverio
- stunt coordinator
- Michael Viola
- stunts
Animation
- David O. Martillo A.
- logo by: View Askew
- Tayler Brown
- logo by: View Askew
- Mike Driscoll
- animation by: Ranger Danger
- Joseph Game
- logo by: View Askew
- Anthony Maiuri
- logo by: Smodco
- Pablo Maruri
- logo by: View Askew
- Andrea Puga
- logo by: View Askew
Editorial
- Daniel Dragicevich
- data i/o manager: Goldcrest Post NY
- Tim Joseph
- digital intermediate assist: Goldcrest Post NY
- Tom Knight
- assistant editor: New Jersey
- Rachel Owart
- data i/o manager: Goldcrest Post NY
- J.C. Reifenberg
- first assistant editor: Los Angeles
- Wade Rudolph
- digital intermediate producer: Goldcrest Post NY
- Larry Schmitt
- senior conform editor: Goldcrest Post NY
- Ken Sirulnick
- colorist: Goldcrest Post NY
Other
- Joseph Altomonte
- special thanks: Borough of Matawan
- Jeff Anderson
- the director would like to thank: For being so great in Clerks II that I spent ten years trying to get Clerks III made.
- Joseph Azzolina Jr.
- special thanks
- Joe Bagnole
- special thanks: First Avenue Playhouse
- Carol Banker
- the director would like to thank: For giving up so much of her life to make mine easier!
- Andrew B. Brettler
- special thanks
- Scott Carew
- special thanks: Borough Administrator, Borough of Matawan
- Adrienne Carman
- special thanks
- Jordan Cerf
- special thanks
- Stephanie Conti
- special thanks
- Rosario Dawson
- the director would like to thank: For taking time off from being a Jedi to be our Force Ghost.
- Liz Destro
- the director would like to thank: For saying "l bet I could get Clerks III made before Mallrats 2."
- Jacqueline Eckhouse
- special thanks / the director would like to thank: For her rule of law.
- Trevor Fehrman
- the director would like to thank: For 'fashioning' the Elias arc by simply asking "Can I wear a cape?"
- Nate Gonzales
- the director would like to thank: For all the awesome art and terrific t-shirts!
- Steven Gorelick
- special thanks: Executive Director, New Jersey Motion Picture & Television Commission
- Laura Greenlee
- special thanks
- Robert Hawk
- the director would like to thank: For having nothing better to do on 10/3/93.
- Robert Holtzman
- the director would like to thank: For seriously saving the picture. Welcome back, Rat!
- Jeremiah Hourihan
- special thanks: Captain of Police, Borough of Matawan
- Malcolm Ingram
- the director would like to thank: For the best Kevin Smith film Kevin Smith never made.
- Donna Jeanne
- special thanks: First Avenue Playhouse
- Learan Kahanov
- the director would like to thank: For shooting a beautiful flick, but also fri teaching me to make hummus!
- David Klein
- special thanks
- Tom Knight
- the director would like to thank: For doing the heaviest lifting in the editing process: loading.
- Marc Ladenheim
- the director would like to thank: For saving my life that one time.
- Tracey Landon
- special thanks
- Anthony Mercantante
- special thanks: Township Administrator, The Township of Middletown, New Jersey
- Jason Mewes
- the director would like to thank: For being my hetero-lifemate, onscreen and off.
- Caitlin Miller
- special thanks: Director of Operations, Bayshore Medical Center, Holmdel, New Jersey
- John Mioduszewski
- special thanks: Police Chief, Homdel Township, New Jersey
- Jordan Monsanto
- the director would like to thank: For working tirelessly to make all my dopiest dreams come true!
- Nicholas Muscenti
- special thanks: Shorelawn Landscaping
- Ernest O'Donnell
- the director would like to thank: For making the Smodcastle, the new Secret Stash, and Clerks III. Call him Hat-Trick O'Donnell!
- Brian O'Halloran
- the director would like to thank: For always killing it as the fictional version of a me that never made Clerks.
- Rebekah Parr
- special thanks
- Vincent Pereira
- the director would like to thank: For suggesting I call the flick "Rude Clerks" instead of "Inconvenience".
- Anthony Perry
- special thanks: Mayor, The Township of Middletown, New Jersey
- Stuart Pollock
- special thanks
- Scott Purcell
- the director would like to thank: For making Mooby!
- J.C. Reifenberg
- the director would like to thank: For doing the heaviest lifting in the editing process: loading.
- Josh Roush
- the director would like to thank: For capturing the stuff I might have missed. You're always welcome on MY set! - Of nuts.
- Dan Rubin
- special thanks
- David W. Schoner Jr.
- special thanks: Associate Director, New Jersey Motion Picture & Television Commission
- Jennifer Schwalbach Smith
- the director would like to thank: For being my Becky. But y'know - alive.
- Seth Seigle
- special thanks
- Donald Smith
- the director would like to thank: For being the best brother - and the better son.
- Grace Smith
- the director would like to thank: For not only giving me life, but also making me get that job at Quick Stop too!
- Harley Quinn Smith
- the director would like to thank: For being my favorite actress and my favorite human.
- Virginia Smith
- the director would like to thank: For saying "Be a filmmaker."
- Lisa Spoonauer
- in memory of: We miss you, Caitlin...
- John Sprenglemeyer
- the director would like to thank: For all the awesome art and terrific t-shirts!
- Byron Stanley
- the director would like to thank: For always holding down the fort and for whistling well.
- Gail Stanley
- the director would like to thank: For always holding down the fort and for whistling well.
- Juliette Terzieff
- special thanks
- Rajiv Thapar
- special thanks / the director would like to thank: For keeping Quick Stop alive.
- James L. Venable
- the director would like to thank: For making the music I'll listen to and love for the rest of my life.
- Will Wilkins
- special thanks
- Austin Zajur
- the director would like to thank: For the best non-verbal acting in the flick. So sayeth Silent Bob.
Music Department
- Timothy Aoki
- music business & legal executive: Cutting Edge
- Vincent Cirilli
- score mix
- Kevin Crehan
- music editor
- Tara Finegan
- executive music producer: Cutting Edge
- Nathan Guzé
- music business & legal executive: Cutting Edge
- Becca Nelson
- executive music producer: Cutting Edge
- William Newkirk
- assistant music editor
- Aminé Ramer
- music supervisor
- Will Taggart
- music coordinator: Cutting Edge
Casting Department
- Amey René
- additional casting
- Weist-Barron Ryan
- Principal casting / extras casting
- Stefanie Ryan-Manhim
- extras casting
- Quinn Showell
- extras casting
- Brooke Feldman
- extras casting associate
Costume Department
- Diego Carranza
- costumer
- Jessica Chaney
- set costumer
- Lara de Bruijn
- shopper
- Yasmin Esmek
- tailor
- Tree Lonon
- costumer
- Ricardo Louison
- key costumer
- Ashley Mingo
- wardrobe production assistant
- Maren Reese
- wardrobe supervisor
- Olivia Winkelman
- costumer
- Savannah Wyatt
- costumer
Camera Department
- Richard Auth
- best boy grip
- John Baer
- still photographer
- Carlos Barbot
- additional second assistant camera
- Joseph Bearese
- Camera Trike Operator
- Christopher Brooks
- digital loader: los angeles unit
- Boris Cifuentes
- electrician
- Connor Edward
- video utility
- Miguel Gonzalez
- assistant camera
- David Greenplate
- key grip
- Justin Hartough
- digital imaging technician
- Josh Haslup
- b camera dolly grip
- Blake Hooks
- second assistant camera: Los Angeles
- Kellon Innocent
- second assistant camera: "a" camera
- Cory C. Maffucci
- A cam 2nd AC
- Richard F. Martin
- A Camera 1st Assistant Camera
- Christopher Murphy
- video assist tech
- Sebastian Slayter
- b camera operator
- Colby S. Smith
- a dolly grip
- Benjamin Wiesenfeld
- grip
Location Management
- Mike Anthony
- location manager
- Zaiden Ascalon
- unit production assistant
- Anna Marszal
- unit production assistant
- Lauren Marszal
- assistant location manager
- Bryan O'Donnell
- unit production assistant
- Dan Schroeder
- location assistant
Script Department
- Charles S. Rowe
- script supervisor
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