It's Fran's birthday, and Jamie wants to celebrate but none of their friends are able to come to a celebratory dinner. This may be due to what happened last year when the duo went straight from a hit to a karaoke bar with UV lighting.

Fran and Jamie are preparing a fresh grave in front of their latest hapless mark - but a personal argument between the pair allows the captive to escape.

Fran and Jamie dress up as Simon and Garfunkel as part of a plan to abduct a sleazy DJ. But a vicious dog brings them a whole world of trouble.

There's blunder after blunder as bumbling contract killers Fran and Jamie try to take out a former and rather insane fellow hit man.

Mr K sends a third hit man in to help hapless Fran and Jamie. But as he drives a wedge between the friends, Fran faces the biggest decision of her life.