After the events of Save Me! (2016), the team needs a new home. Since his scheming friend and manager Deezy is dealing with depression, Mike has no choice but to turn to his secret estranged famous nerdy brother he's deeply ashamed of.

Mike remembers the team's very first mystery. In 2001, Mike, Marquess, baby Yung and Pigeon are invited to the White House to help President George W. Bush's Chief of Staff Andrew Card. Also, the team's renovated house is haunted.

Mike buys a used desk at a yard sale. In one of the drawers, Marquess finds what seem to be love letters from the late previous owner to his wife and insists that the team should return them to her. His plan backfires.

Two rival effeminate professional fishermen start a feud when one accuses the other of winning the professional bass fishing tournament by cheating. Then he finds out about Excalibur.

Mike and the team try to find a politician's son missing from an exclusive prep school with a surprising twist. They first visit the schoolboys' favorite hangout spot - a suspicious hollow tree.

The owners of the new Museum of Mining desperately need Mike's help for the ribbon-cutting part of the grand opening ceremony. Mike's manager's niece joins the team as an intern and falls through a hole in the museum.

Pigeon returns from a heavy night out with a broken wing and other injuries that require a trip to the vet. Depression quickly kicks in and he refuses to fly again. The team tries to solve a computer file mystery and winds up in danger.

A husband fears his wife's reaction to the loss of his wedding ring, but Marquess convinces him that everything will be just fine. When it doesn't, desperate Marquess goes to the extreme to save his own skin.

Wall Street executives ask the Team to investigate possible manipulation of the market, but Mike gets bored and tries to switch mysteries when his limo driver from a previous episode mentions a boy abducted by a phantasm.

A woman's pet dog can't stand her boyfriend. Pigeon has a perverse theory on why the dog is acting like that but Marquess suspects that the dog might actually be the woman's reincarnated late husband.

The gang agrees to help a pregnant girl find her missing boyfriend who was part of top secret military project. Pigeon suffocates and visits his kind of Heaven.

Mike's neighbors, friendly radiologist Gil and his wife, invite the gang to dinner. Mike mistakes him for the actor John Goodman. Gil asks Mike to find out why his internet connection is criminally bad. Pigeon emulates the show Roseanne.

In this spoof of clip-shows, the team gets stuck in an elevator with a vengeful naked angry old guy with a massive erection, and reminisces about their favorite mysteries which all happen to be from the show's intro.

The team goes to Dubai at the behest of an old tyrannical Middle Eastern prince to solve the mystery of his erectile dysfunction. Mike remembers a Sci-Fi movie that could help. Marquess dresses up as Isis and gets taken by ISIS.

Carol, a lonely overweight office worker with low self-esteem, hires Mike to find out if her secret admirer is just one of her coworkers pulling a cruel prank on her. Mike goes undercover as a new employee, Clark Kent-style. Love blossoms.

After wrapping up his subplot with Carol, Mike and the gang visit a piece of worthless desert land he plans to put in good use. A local clan of paranoid rednecks mistakes them for the Feds who came for their guns and decides to kill them.

While helping a busy rich guy find a gift for his wife, Marquess is reminded of his son with whom he never made up after snitching his lover Oscar Wilde to the police, so the gang goes back in time to change history - and kill Hitler.

In this spoof of The Real Housewives franchise, the team is hired to find out why one of the vain, rich, self-centered and air-headed housewives of Newport Beach was not invited to a Real Bitches of Newport Beach ball.

Pigeon inexplicably turns back into his human form, ditches the gang and immediately gets killed. Deezy eagerly asks to be his replacement on the team, but he must first beat Mike's Special Secret Government Strike Team challenge.