Limo Driver / Hugh Davidson / Waiter / A.F.O.S. / Abner Callmouth Griegs / Airport Announcement / Alien 1 / Barber / Ben / Car Wash Attendent / Carol's Co-Worker #1 / Chainsaw Charlie / Clerk / Co-Pilot / Councilman Dilfer / Dean Hutchinson / Delivery Guy / Driver / Frank Stein / Gary Kasparov / Head Valet / Herman Kunt / Hermann Schmidt / Homeless Guy / Jason / Jerry Jones / Landon / Leslie / Male Passenger / Man with Whip / Matt O'Sullivan / Mayor Joe Schaeffer / Mechanic / Neil / News Anchor / Old Man / Prisoner / Produce Guy / Rafael / Rick / SWAT Commander / Sergio Sanchez / Soldier / Tanner Bristow / The Devil / The Loch Ness Monster / Tour Guide / Tourament Emcee / Tucker P. Monahan / Uncle Jeff / Veterinarian / Warden
Alien 2 / Carol's Co-Worker #2 / Councilman Harris / David / Delivery Driver / Doctor / Dr. Friedman / Dr. Slater / Ellery / Father Deer / Fireman / Football Announcer / Gary / God / Highwasy Patrolman / Host / Huey Monahan / Jeffrey / Kevin / Lyle Victor Linkus / Mechanic / Old Man / Perry the Parrot / Professor Lemp / Psychiatrist / Public Relations Officer / Store Clerk / TV Commercial Announcer / TV Sports Announcer / The Whale / Tom Bewkes / Uncle Mike / Vladimir / Water Delivery Guy / White House Staffer
Andrew Card / Elon Musk / Elton John / L. Ron Hubbard / Mr. Russo / Narrator / News Anchor / Old Man / Phantasm / President George W. Bush / Professor Styles / Robert Redford / Stavros Petrakis