Notch and his crew, along with the mayor, head to Hawaii and learn an old friend's daughter is a drug lord. B.J. and Jamaica compete against one another in a bikini contest.

A Russian terrorist plans to blow up Malibu Adjacent unless Notch can stop him. Also, Chip falls in love with a woman who happens to be a mermaid.

Jamaica's boyfriend gets his leg broken by a bookie because of gambling debts so Notch replaces him on the team. Also, Kody's father returns and asks him to move back to London.

A gang of bikers - on actual bicycles - terrorize Malibu Adjacent; so Notch is determined to show them right from wrong.

B. J. gets a visit from her mother and both are kidnapped by her evil stepfather. Meanwhile, Notch hires his adopted Native American sister as a lifeguard.

Notch is kidnapped by a terrorist group called HUMMUS during a visit to Israel. Meanwhile, Chip falls in love with the daughter of Israeli lifeguard Noccus Johnstein.

A Notch Johnson double is sent to kill the real Notch and take over SPF 30 and Kimberlee's old boyfriend comes to town.

The Nude-lympics come to Malibu Adjacent but someone is murdering the women and Kimberlee has no idea that it's her new boyfriend doing the killing.

Jamaica is the first black lifeguard in space aboard the shuttle Catastrophe.When a student hacks into the shuttle computer and endangers the mission, Notch must go undercover at the Robert Downey, Jr. Senior High School and save the day.

B.J. invents "Life Breasts" while taking night classes at Kelsey Grammar School.On the way to the International Flotation Convention in Bermuda,her and Notch crash land on the island of an eccentric millionaire who hunts humans for sport.

On an archaeological dig in Africa, Jamaica finds a bottle containing an evil spirit that possesses B.J. and only Notch can exorcise it. Mayor Massengil runs for re-election unopposed until a rival unexpectedly appears.

Notch is the pit crew chief for his friend's 3/4 midget race and must take the wheel after the competition sabotages the car,critically injuring the friend.Meanwhile Ellen and her girlfriend settle their differences with foxy boxing.

Aliens send representatives to breed with earth women and Chip and Professor Milosevic get a sitcom.

B.J. and Notch infiltrate a prostitution ring while Mayor Massengill has Chappy pretend to be her boyfriend.