A tipsy Steven appears on the "Lorraine" chat show and tells a story from his past that could bring down the U.S. government. Later, he suffers stage fright ahead of his starring role in Macbeth.

With Ed dating former beauty queen Penvelope, Steven hooks up with her friend Clancy Moped. However, their romances are jeopardized when the guys are invited to judge a beauty contest.

Jane persuades Steven to take part in a Royal Variety Performance hosted by Bob Monkhouse. Meanwhile, Danny Bear prepares for an operation.

Legendary actor, Ormond Sacker is cast alongside Steven in a West End play. Toast dates Varrity Map but has to deal with the twin brother of his nemesis, Ray Purchase.