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  • Summary: Return to the glory days of Real-Time Strategy games. Crush Your Enemies has planning, choosing different types of units, managing resources, taking enemy territory and outwitting your opponent with the ingenious formations of your men.
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 3 out of 17
  2. Negative: 3 out of 17
  1. Aug 11, 2016
    80
    Excellent nimble strategy for one or two afternoons motivates players to complete the tasks repeatedly. Additionally, it can even make you laugh with its primitive barbarian humor.
  2. Jul 13, 2016
    80
    Crush Your Enemies is a fast-paced RTS that combines a need for strong strategy with pick up and play accessibility.
  3. Jul 20, 2016
    70
    All told, Crush Your Enemies is a great combination of depth and simplicity. Varied levels with unique challenges provide several hours of entertainment with a consistent, witty tone. Whether you prefer your games creatively bite-sized or just want to take a break from a game that’s been sucking up all your time, Crush Your Enemies is definitely worth a look.
  4. Jul 14, 2016
    60
    All in all, if you are looking for a game to kill some idle minutes at your desk, you should definitely pick up Crush Your Enemies for PC, but if you’re hungering for an in-depth RTS game you should probably look elsewhere.
  5. CD-Action
    Sep 16, 2016
    60
    It’s an likable little thing, but I see no point in playing it on PC. Crush Your Enemies was obviously designed for mobile gaming and its short skirmishes work better on the go. [09/2016, p.45]
  6. Jul 15, 2016
    50
    Crush Your Enemies is an RTS that’ll hold your attention for a little while, with toilet humour you’ll either appreciate or hate, but there are plenty of better games in the genre already on the market.
  7. Jul 13, 2016
    40
    Vile Monarch’s Grzegorz and Kacper have done some awesome stuff in their career - 'This War of Mine' is a personal favorite. With 'Crush Your Enemies' I don’t know what happened. They tried to subvert the genre of mobile gaming and satirize the clickfest, and yet they just created what they were trying to parody.

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Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 2 out of 2
  2. Mixed: 0 out of 2
  3. Negative: 0 out of 2
  1. Jul 17, 2016
    8
    It's easy to learn, missions are short, but intense, dialogues between them are quite funny and original. Generally it's really good, butIt's easy to learn, missions are short, but intense, dialogues between them are quite funny and original. Generally it's really good, but better to play it on a phone than on a PC. Expand
  2. Jul 13, 2016
    8
    Saw a twitch streamer playing it (he invested in the game) and it was certainly crazy! It had tons of adult jokes and the concept was prettySaw a twitch streamer playing it (he invested in the game) and it was certainly crazy! It had tons of adult jokes and the concept was pretty simple. I downloaded it just bc the games dialog was written well but I ended up liking all of it. These are the little gems u need to see to believe. Had he not played it I wouldn't have gotten to see it.
    P.S
    It's free on iPad but for $8 u get it ad free. You are rewarded an ad skip for a perfect level play which is cool!
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