The game is exciting as hell!
10 out of 10 for the jokes and funny cutscenes!
And the ladder that starts every Monday - such and expiring contest!
Respect to the developers!
I broke up with my ex girl, here's her number, SIKE that's the wrong number.
We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.
First, i'm not a rapper. awesome.I'm soo glad to our god Jesus that i have 2 eyes and can see this gorgeous game, realistic animations and stunningly skills.
Love the flow of this game, it is not pushing you, gives enough time to think tactics for each battle. No stupid endless "build", "dominate", "conquer", etc. Good army humor, graphics and sounds.
The only thing I wish to be improved - more story campaign missions.
SummaryPocket Troops is a humor-filled tactical war game that offers a unique family-friendly experience where no trooper dies in battle. Step into the role of commander as you recruit, train, and equip your ideal army and fight intense, bite-sized battles.